Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

crack names

this was going to be an AU inspired by Antisepticeye and Darkiplier (gosh i wonder who's personas they are), because i wanted to make evil hermit personas because i got an idea for False and holy shit i want to make puns, but i couldn't figure them out so here take some stupid pun names

-*kicks down the door* FALSESYMPATHY AND SHE'S EVERY WHITE ANTI-VAXXER TIK TOK HOE

-listen idk how to change Stress' name i mean, Stressmonster??? kinda already works as a dark name tbh

-Renwolf

-Docm69- *gets slapped*

-hfjdsfkdafdughvjnmk  g r a i n

-im literally just coming up with crack/pun names goddamn it-

-i mean badtimeswithscar already exists sooooo-

-i literally only got the dark/anti AU idea because of the "Falsesympathy" name so hjfgksdgdklzmkcl

-mumble jumble hjfkdmjibhskmlcnjkik

-Bubbles but from powerpuff girls-

-WAIT BDUBS IN THE BUBBLES POWERPUFF GIRLS OUTFIT HDFJKSDLJSVM IM SCREAMING

-mediocretimeswithscar

-fun fact: iskall's camera account used to have the username "iskall69" until he changed it to "isGall85"

-someone (wizardstove) on tumblr drew a whole "Into The Grianverse" thing using all the different names Cleo put on the headgames board and hjkdsljfgnvcm Grain is a school girl that turns into Grayon the magical school and bRIAN IS SUCH A MOOD ASDFGHJKJHGF

-me realizing that some of the G-team's members g-based names were just their ship names with Grian: o.O

-coughGleocoughiGevincough-

-try to make Cub and Mumbo's ship name, i fucking dare you

-Zed is the british way for pronouncing the letter "z" so is Zed's name in america just Zee? just to clarify, yes im american

-Wels and Beef make Weef-

-i can't take any of mumbo's ship names seriously; Grumbo, Dumbo, Cu-

-what if everyone just gave Tango nicknames that were all just different dances? like some call him Salsa, some call him Jazz, others call him Ballet to piss him off (coughZedcough)

-hjgfkdsjhifjksmxjn Mango is Mumbo and Tango why (im pretty sure it's a cult too????)

-ZED AND TANGO MAKE TED HJNDKMSDJFKGHJNDNSFHKGKDSJ

-any kind of warrior cat interpretation of the hermit names; Xisumastar, Scarscar-

-Bubbleleap and Sunpaw sound fine tho (except you can't really tell who they are hjfkdslfdjgfsik)

-'Kubbles' hbjkfdsfjihvfkvlxmc

-fun fact: i tend to give some of ya'll nicknames (usually the older ones, as in before this book existed and it was S6, but also some of the frequent commenters) like oh there's Nightmare! And oh, there's Jeremy! Oh there's Orchid! Oh there's Hapy! it's just a habit asdfghjk

-another fun fact: i gave someone the nickname "xb" because that was the first part of their username and im now realizing ah shit that's literally xB's name-

-hjfdskfjhgkjdlks mediocretimeswithscar-

ya know there is someone who wants me to write an abo AU and idk how to feel about this (if you dont know what abo is, it's basically wolf hybrid smut)