Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

another superhero AU

*laughs in i found a really good fanfic on ao3 about hermit heroes it's called "Sheep, Fish, and Three Idiots" go check it out*

-no i absolutely did not come up with this AU on the spot just because i had an awesome idea for Bdubs haha what do you mean-

-Bdubs aka Hourglass! depending on the time of day/night, he has different powers; day is fire, dusk/dawn is light manipulation, and night is water (around noon and a full moon is when his powers are strongest)

-his mask absolutely looks like a sleep mask and you can fight me

-Xisuma aka Spiral! he's got a rainbow spiral (heh) charm that that lets him switch powers, represented by different eye colors; red is lava, orange is super strength, yellow is super speed, green is nature, blue is wind, and purple is telekinesis

-speaking of rainbows, happy pride month ya'll! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

-Keralis aka ! he has the ability to shapeshift into animals/shift just certain parts of his body into different animal parts; so like he could shift into just a straight up fish or just give himself a fish tail all mermaid style (i swear to god ya'll-)

-i was gonna make Keralis the villain but then went ah fuck it IDEA boys time

-yes this does mean it's a corporation war, time to villanize ConCorp and the Architechs-

-Grian aka Bandit! he has the ability to just smoke bomb and sneak away, colorful wings that let him fly (making him also unusually light), and lightning fast reflexes

-yes his mask is a stupid parrot mask that covers only like half his face but that's fine i guess

-Mumbo aka Circuit! he has slim metal gauntlets that let him control electricity and hack into any piece of tech

-imagine if Mumbo was called Anonymous hjfdjksjhjgfska

-Iskall aka

-bonus, xB is a retired hero with the power of perfect aim (so basically Hawkeye lmao) but he helps out sometimes

-Iskall, no clue what his name would be (its like 11 pm im too tired for this) but he has the power of teleportation and super sight (so basically he has great eyesight)

-i spent way too long trying to remember what Iskall's power was supposed to be

-another bonus, Joe is someone who works occasionally with ConCorp and is called Deja Vu (or just Deja) and can duplicate himself

-lmao what if Cub and Scar just pull a Lex Luthor and are just rich capitalist bitches

-yup that's it, im tired hushhh

ya know i thought 2020 was getting better... but i guess minneapolis had something else to say (ALSO THE DC BLACKOUT THAT NO ONE'S TALKING OUT ABOUT?? PEOPLE ARE GETTING HACKED ON TWITTER AND 'TWEETING' MESSAGES ABOUT HOW DC IS PERFECTLY SAFE EVEN THOUGH AN ENTIRE CITY'S ON FUCKING FIRE???? AND PEOPLE'S ACCOUNTS/TWEETS ABOUT THE BLACKOUT ARE GETTING DELETED?????)

i also have learned from a (coughsmutcough) fanfic that Hypno seems like a rather nonchalant and chill dude, and xB is just [introvert] and therefore they are both perfect for the ship trope "dense idiot 1 x dense idiot 2" in this essay i will-