welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7!
shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3
aka i've been binging ColeyDoesThings all day and i kinda wanna a) ramble, b) compare ships to tropes, and c) shove some ships into tropes
-not a trope but based off an old Team Crafted fanfic i read like 1-2 years ago, all the hermits basically live in one house (yes even the girls) and record videos and stuff and Keralis is the newcomer! there's only one main (kinda unspoken) rule in the house and that's "don't date anyone in the living in the house" and that rule's there because uh reasons don't ask; needless to say yeah Keralis accidentally finds out that some people (coughbdubsanddoccough) are dating and everything spirals downhill from there
-wait does this mean we have human Jevin oh god oh fuck-
-i might not usually like Grumbo but damn does IRL Grumbo have my mcfucking heart its Grumbo city AU time
-also yes, realistic stories do mean that everyone actually looks like their IRL selves and im going to now go cry about Mumbo in the corner-
-mutual pining friends to lovers IRL Grumbo fic gO GO GO-
-tsundere x tsundere BDoc because that's literally already their relationship hfknjdsfjghjdls
-team ZIT is the epitome of two idiots, one braincell (Impulse is the braincell)
-smartass x dumbass BDubs and Keralis respectively
-slow burn Gridoc because slow burns internally kill all the readers because it's so fucking slow
-slick x oblivious Jevin and Wels
-bubbly x quiet Scar and Cub
-conniving bastard x "i still love them tho" Grian and Mumbo
-bro x bro RenDoc (im crying at the image of Ren and Doc using "bro talk" hjfgkdlsjhbkm)
-opposites attract 🅱️eralis
-no nonsense x ;) RenDoc because they're a mess of everything
-idiot x "fuck that's my idiot" Griskall
-convince me otherwise that Iskall and Stress have a relationship similar to the "childhood friends" trope
-overthinker x overly affectionate Doc and Grian respectively
-badass x badass the mcfucking nHo
-badass x badass alternative with Area77 Scar and Area 77 Doc
-angry x calm af BDubs and Kerry
-insecure x encouraging Grian and Zedaph
-"only i can make fun of them!" BDoc
-chill af x flustered mess ZIT (with Impulse being the latter)
-darkness x sunshine Cub and Scar
-darkness x sunshine alternative with Tango and Zed
-cinnamon roll x must protecc IDEA boys (with Xisuma and BDubs being the latter)
-hot damn x dork Jevin and Wels
-full of themselves x done Grian and Iskall
-rival x rival god i wonder who this could be for hMhMhMhMhMhMhMhMMM
-angry smol x happy tol 🅱️ERALIS
-pure x playboy Scar and Cub (Cub's a playboy fight me)
-chaos incarnate x indifferent EX and Joe
-free spirit x control freak Biffa and Xisuma (you can fight me on the fact that Xisuma's got a daily planer)
-young married couple 🅱️eralis
-old married couple golly gosh i wonder who-
-child at heart x the caretaker Grumbo
-child at heart x the caretaker alternative with ZIT (guess who's the caretaker?)
ya'll: damn how do you update like twice a day?
me who honestly doesn't know either because i kinda just go into a coma and then wake back up with a full chapter:
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