Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

im so mcfucking mad goddamn it-

(this aint a serious thing don't worry im just emotional cuz its like 11 pm)

OKAY SO LISTEN UP YA'LL

I WAS NOT AWARE THAT THOSE STUPID BELT BRA THINGS WERE PART OF THE BUTTON GAME AND IM FUCKING PISSED BECAUSE I LITERALLY MAPPED OUT A WHOLE LORE THING FOR THAT STUPID BELT MUMBO HAD ON AND ISKALL'S EYE PATCH THING

IF YOU WANNA RECAP ON WHAT THE LORE WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BE THEN HERE IT IS (tw: some glossed over gore):

-Mumbo and Iskall are out end busting (from their stream) and get swarmed by endermen

-they get fucking mauled and Iskall's mechanical eye gets ripped the fuck out, his arm gets torn off, and Mumbo's chest get ripped apart

-Hypno finds them (because around that time Hypno was in the end for the enderman farm) and takes them back to his base (where's his base? no fucking clue i dont watch this man)

-Iskall wakes up with some blurry ass vision and nearly catches Hypno's [REDACTED] powers but upon asking Hypno about it Hypno's just like "??? you sure you didn't just see some light or something mate?"

-yadda yadda Iskall needs to wear an eyepatch for now until he can get his mechanical eye fixed, Hypno uses some crystal magic to implement a crystal into Mumbo's chest all Tony Stark style and that basically is keeping Mumbo alive for now until he's healed, and Iskalla and Mumbo work on making a mechanical arm for Iskall because no way in hell are they paying False for one they're both cheap-

but now i wanna write about some kinda button game shit?? like idk maybe the concrete is replaced with crystals (because i definitely have a good history with crystals on here-) and some shit happens??

(i've just realized how, here on wattpad, bad my history with crystals is like jesus christ hgdkjfskahjskjf)

i wanna do some shit with hypnosis because everyone seems way too invested in this button game hkjdldsdjksgkdj

also wanna delve into Hypno's powers since i've apparently made him some eldritch being of the server, specifically maybe in the Arena thing since he won and i could showcase one of his powers (yes he has two)

definitely wanna go into Stress' powers since she, along with Hypno, is the strongest magic user on the server (also kinda opposite to Hypno is terms of powers)

i made designs for the Warrior cats hermits and all i need to do is draw them (is Doc a shadowclan cat? fuck yeah; is Stress is a kittypet? fuck yeah; is Mumbo one of those mustache cats? f u c k   y e a h - )

DID I MAKE DOC A FORMER BLOODCLAN CAT?? YEAH MAYBE-

also yes, Grian is literally just the new Firestar-

my headcanons Hypno is literally just Shaggy goddamn it-

im fucking crying over the fact that Omen Of The Stars is abbreviated as OOTS its way too late for this shit-

i like Hypno a lot please forgive me-