With Newtmas

Spideypool but Newtmas

NEWT POV:

Thomas plans to have a date tonight. I webswinged to his apartment and knocked on the window. Thomas smiled when he saw me. He opened the window. "Spidey" said Thomas as he hugged me. He is a little clingy but I live it. "Hey Tommy" I said. Thomas broke the hug. "I have the perfect date planned" said Thomas. "Great" I said. I entered and Thomas closed the window. "Also I have to milk Troutsniffer today" said Thomas. "Why do you bloody still have that thing" I asked. "Because it is my pet" said Thomas. "I don't think Godzilla is a pet Tommy" I said. "Whatever, do you want to watch a movie or have sex first" asked Thomas. "Can I keep my mask on" I asked. "I want to see you without it" Thomas whined. He doesn't know my secret identity. "Later, I just want to watch TV now" I said. "Okay, let's see what's on" said Thomas. I noticed his place was a mess. He must be working on something. Thomas isn't great at hiding stuff so if it is a present for me I don't want to spoil it.

I did last time and it was awful. Atleast the sex after was good. Thomas and I snuggled on the couch. I turned on the tv. "And now I bring you live to where Deadpool aka Thomas' pet Troutsniffer is going on a rampage" said the news lady. I was shocked. "It's nothing Spidey. I think 50 shades of grey is on though" said Thomas. "ARE YOU BLOODY KIDDING ME?. YOUR PET GRIEVER IS ATTACKING THE CITY. HOW DID HE BLOODY BREAK OUT" I yelled. "I sent him on a mission. He's fine" said Thomas. "What bloody mission" I asked. "Just to kill some shank. Anyway I'll get the ice cream. Do you want sprinkles again" asked Thomas. Is he trying to change the subject? "Ya, that's not important Tommy. Who did you bloody send him to kill" I asked. "That doesn't matter spidey" said Thomas as he kissed my cheek. "It does matter. You don't make the best judgement" I said. "FINE, I just sent him to kill Newt Sebastian. Once he is dead Troutsniffer will come back" said Thomas. I was surprised. Troutsniffer is hunting me. "It's fine. I'll get the ice cream" said Thomas. He got up and left.

I tried to calm down as Thomas prepared the ice cream. Why the shuck would he kill my secret identity? The bloody shuck did I do? I knew Thomas hated me in person which is why I never told him my identity. Thomas came back with the ice cream. Strawberry. My favorite. "I have to save Newt" I said. "Why, we have a date planned and ice cream" Thomas whined. Why does he have to be so bloody sexy? "Sorry, but I can't have some one die. You barely even know the guy" I said. I started leaving. Thomas looked at the ice cream. "Ugh fine, I'll call off the attack. Then I can kick Newt in the balls for being shank and then we can sex. And not just any sex. Hard sex" said Thomas. "Ya, just come on" I said. We made it to Troutsniffer. I also can't websling with Thomas. He just rubs me the entire time. So you should know how dangerous that is. Troutsniffer didn't like the helicopters by him. "TROUTSNIFFER" Thomas yelled. Troutsniffer looked at us. He locked his eyes on me and became angry. Oh klunk.

"I'M CALLING OFF THE ATTACK. SPIDEY DOESN'T LIKE IT" Thomas yelled. Troutsniffer didn't hear him. Instead he growled. "Thomas I wi" I started but Troutsniffer scratched my chest. It hurt really bad. I fell to my knees in pain. "NO, YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO KILL NEWT NOT SPIDEY. BAD GRIEVER" Thomas yelled. He held me in his arms. Troutsniffer roared. "I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR EXCUSES. GO HOME TROUTSNIFFER" Thomas yelled. Troutsniffer roared sadly and walked home sadly. Thomas held me. He took the top of my suit off. I was bleeding badly. "Stay with me Spidey. I'm sorry" said Thomas. "Tommy, it's time you know" I said. "No, you can't die on me" said Thomas. I slowly took my mask off and saw Thomas was shocked. "Newt, you were my spidey this whole time" asked Thomas as he cried. "Ya, I'm, sorry I d,didn't tell you" I said. "Stay with me Newt" said Thomas. He picked me up and web swinged back to his home. I tried to stay awake. Thomas entered threw the window and sat me on the couch. The ice cream must of melted by now. Thomas grabbed my bowl and brought it to my lips.

"Why are you bloody giving me the ice cream" I asked. "Just trust me Newt" said Thomas. He held the bowl as I drinked the melted ice cream. It tasted different. What did Thomas bloody put in it? I finished and felt cold. "Did you bloody drug it" I asked. "Yes, I'm sorry. I wanted you to have my power so I made a special ice cream" said Thomas. He held me in his arms and put the bowl down. I could already feel the power kicking in. I fainted in Thomas' arms as I held him. I was on a bed with Thomas holding me. "Tommy" I said. I opened my eyes. "Hey Newt. How do you feel" asked Thomas. "Better, so. I guess I'm immortal like you now" I said. "Yep" said Thomas. He kicked me in the balls. "Ow, Thomas" I said angrily. "I said I will kick you in the balls. That was for not telling me" said Thomas. "Okay, fair enough" I said. Thomas kissed me and sat on top of me. "And now the hard sex" said Thomas. We shucked and Thomas later showed me all the new abilities.