𝗬𝘂𝗿𝗶 𝗢𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀/𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀/𝗦𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘀

𝗗𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗲 ~ 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲

"𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘆/𝗻!?"
𝗗𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝘅 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻'𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿! 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

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The sun beat down on my frame as I trudged through the town.

Oh, what a great day to wear all black.

As normal, the townpeople moved out of the way as I tried to pass.

I'm apparently really scary according to Arthur, judging that I've been named the "all powerful one" by the people of Camelot.

I pay it no mind.

After all, it does mean that no one bothers to mess with the people I care about.

I turned the corner to my home and was greeted by a poster on my door.

...

The Boar Hat Tavern?

'Come on down, for the greatest food ever, served by the one and only greatest swine!"

Sounds interesting. I have been craving some good cooking lately.

I mean, I could just get the hell up and go to the market, but that's not very Y/n of me.

I looked at the vibrant paper and teleported to the written address.

.....

Where's the pig?

I looked up and saw a boar on the sign, maybe the advertisement was just poorly made.

Nonetheless.

I stepped inside and was met by a strong smell of booze and meats.

"Hello! Unfortunately we're closed, so ple..se.."

I was surprised at how the man's voice trailed off.

Everyone in the tavern was staring dead at me.

"Ah.. hello. I read the flier and it says that you close in 4 hours.. Are you on break, or..?"

Suddenly, someone from inside started squealing.

Very loud, might I add.

"Oh my goodness! She's the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen!"

A girl made herself visible around the corner, so I waved sheepishly.

She's talking about ME being gorgeous.. jeez.

The same girl had then walked over and reached up to put her hands on my face.

She brought my head down to her level (since I'm taller).

I let her do her thing, but it didn't change my brain status: