Some Shorts!

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THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER! This is just some fun filled shorts of their daily life in the school to read about cause the authors are bored and have no clue about what to do in life :D

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Apartments:

There's only two bathrooms, which means there's a lot of fighting. A typical morning would go like this:

Rio: Hurry up Kayano! I need to use the restroom!

Kayano: Use the other one then!

Meanwhile in the other restroom.......

Itona: I am cultivating my depression in here. Do not disturb me.

Everyone Else: Nevermind........

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Among Us:

Deku: Ok let's begin!

Bakugo: WHAT!?!?! I DIDN'T GET IMPOSTER OI OI CREATOR

Nagisa: *just fumbles with the tasks*

Kayano: *tries not to get caught and fails admin*

Lida: I see, alright. Time to do tasks.

Karma: *Stays calm and sabotages smartly. Proceeds to kill Bakugou first*

Todoroki: *Completely confused*

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Everyday

Aizawa: I need a break. These children are-

Bakugou: F*CK YOU RED TREE

Nagisa: I- Red tree......

Todoroki: *sips tea*

Karma: No thanks, you're not good enough

Kaminari: I'm- AJDKAL:SLDA

Mina: LMFAO BAJDASL:F

Todoroki:  Le tea is hot

Deku: Calm down Kachaan-

Karma: Yes Kachaan, calm down :D

Iida: *Insert weird hand chopping thingy*

Nagisa: Oh what happened.....

Rio: Karma burned down Bakugou's house in Minecraft

Bakugou: I SPENT TEN DAMN DAYS MAKING THAT WTF DUDE DA:SFJOWAOPKL:ASA OI BASTARD IMMA KILL YOU

Aizawa: Todoroki where's the Keurig?

Todoroki: *Casually sips tea while pointing at Bakugou*

Bakugou: *Proceeds to throw the Keurig at Karma*

Aizawa: *flop*

Karma: *dead*

*Just a note. A Keurig is a brand of coffee makers.
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PEMDAS

Shinso: PEMDAS actually stands for Please End My Depression and Suffering.

Aizawa: Hon, I'm getting you a therapist.

Bakugou: WTF YOU'RE AN EXTRA YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN INTRODUCED YET

Itona: He's relatable

Korosensei: What has this become......

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Hunger

Deku: I'm hungry.

Jiro: Go buy something.

Uraraka: Here! I'll share some food!

Iida: Take some of mine. I have extra here.

Bakugou: *incoherent screaming and yelling*

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YouTube Channels

Nagisa: Hey Uraraka! Have you discovered a channel called Odd1sOut? Their animation videos are really cool.

Uraraka: Oh, I've heard of them. I'll take a look at it.

Mineta: You know.....there's a really good channel called Yagami Ya-

Jiro: *Casually stabs Mineta*

Everyone else: *ignores*

*I don't watch the second channel, nor do any of the editors, but my friends do, so like, welp.

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The tea-

Todoroki: I have blackmail.

Ashido: SPILL THE TEA.

Todoroki: *knocks over tea cup*

Uraraka: No not like that.....

Itona: *smashes cup* Like that?

Bakugou: IDIOTS! DUDE WHEN THEY SAY SPILL THE TEA THEY MEAN GIVE US THE DAMN INFORMATION BASTARD

Todoroki: So.....do I give my computer to you?

Aizawa: Just gimme the damn Keurig.

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Tiktok

Kaminari: GUYS HELP

Class 1-A (+weirdos) are online

Bakugou: WHAT IS IT PIKACHU! IT'S 9 PM IM TRYING TO SLEEP DAMMIT

Itona: Who tf sleeps at 9. You're weak.

Bakugou: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Karma: Is it necessary to use caps? Or is that just another dumb part of your existence.

Bakugou: ASTGYUAHDIOFUWDKL: SHUT THE HELL UP

Deku: Calm down! Let's hear what Kaminari has to say first.

Rio: We need more people like you, except for the breaking bones part.

Nagisa: I have no idea what's going on rn so imma pretend like I do

Kaminari: GYAUHSJIKD DUDE ok so i was trying to film a tiktok in my room and then i stumbled in the closet ahnjshdnfjkg OMG THERE ARE SO MANY SPIDERS HELP AUSJIKLD ANYWAYS BASICALLY IM BETN OVER THE SHELFS AND THERES A RACK IN MY FACE AND SOME CLOTHIGN UNWAHSED SHIRTS IM DEAD HOW TF DO I TELL MY MOM I DIED BY FALLING IN THE CLOSET HELP I SEE HER OMG SAVE ME SHDJKLAS

Class 1-A (+weirdos) are offline

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I edited this at 1 am don't kill me :P

- Davi Han

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