Intermission(Spam book!)

Almost a week late but-

Controversy aside, here's what I thought of the new Sanders Sides(dunno if to classify it as an episode or a short)!:

!TROTJ Spoilers!!if you haven't watched it, watch it first, then come back here!

Actual quotes:
Roman: *freezes*
Kat: Roman? You okay, bud?
Roman: *falls on floor*
Kat: ROMAN-
(Edit: !death mention! I'm surprised Patton didn't say "WHO KILLED HIM?!" When Roman fainted)

*endcard*

Roman: I have my own jammmm!
Kat: YICHIGOHKHOH HE'S SO HAPPY I MISSED YOU SM HAPPY ROMAN IMA CRY

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Thomas' disclaimer: don't overthink this episode.
Fanders: And we said, "we won't."
Y'know, like liars.

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VIRGIL WITH THE SKATEBOARD IM-

(He was a skater boy, they said Seeya later boy-)
(EDIT: SOMEONE ON TUMBLR DID A SKATER BOI EDIT OF VIRGIL I'M-)

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I honestly thought that the person in the nerdy attire in Virgil's commercial was Logan...only to find out it was Roman during the transition to Roman's commercial-
Yes, my smol brain didn't pick up Roman's voice at first-

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I may have a slight grudge against Roman for denying Logan the crofters at first-
(Even tho he sorta makes up for it, still a slight grudge)

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All of the jams sound so good except for Patton's. Apologies Pat-Pat!

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What do you bet that in a human au Roman drives that exact eighties car to be extra?

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I love the detail of the wilted flowers next to Virgil during Patton's commercial!
Well, not really a detail, but still!

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This is more happier than normal...even more happier than FWSA...something really angst-ty is coming up soon, isn't it?

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For Logan's commercial, why didn't they get Roman to summon giant whiteboards for Patton to write on instead of the ones they had?

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To feed the Logince shippers, imagine:
Might be a bit ooc, but Imagine when Roman pulls the jam away from Logan and cackles, 'how does it feel to WANT?'
Logan has no reaction. He looks at Roman for a sec before he gestures for Roman to roll the window down more. Roman obliges. Logan immediately grabs Roman's stash and pulls him in for a kiss. During the kiss, Logan sneakily grabs the jar from Roman's hand. A moment after, Logan pulls away and starts walking away with Roman's jam while Roman is left flustered and confused.

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Intruality shippers who noticed the whiteboard and heard some of what Patton said...how are we feelin' tonight?

(Same goes for Logicality shippers and Logince shippers, how are we feelin' tonight?)

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I'm trying to think what the names of Janus' and Remus' jams might be if they got one...
Remus would probably be devilish durian, but idk about Janus...It'd probably have pineapple in it tho-

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I think that's all I have to say about the new Sanders sides!
What did you guys think of it? Lemme know in the comments!

Seeya!