Third spam book consisting of your average fandom obsessions, rants, oc gushing, vents, gacha stuff, history facts, and how pears are evil. You know, the usual.
I'm not going to do a age reveal on my birthday, BUT I'm gonna make a page full of songs that fill me with nostalgia when my birthday does come around.
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Random thought while I was listening to nostalgic songs: is Shawty another word for Shortie?
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Wattpad: alright, what do you guys want? Wattpad users: no premium! Wattpad users: less ads! Wattpad users: fix the invisible text when you post a video or a picture! Wattpad users: liking comments on books and posting pictures on our announcements! Wattpad users: a better system to get rid of harassers, homophobes, transphobes, bots, and sexists faster! Wattpad: ... Wattpad: Well... Wattpad: I can't do those, but I can give you all something better! Wattpad users: really? What would that be? Wattpad: More premium, more ads, darkmode, and moving your profile to the home page! Wattpad users: OH FOR FU-
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Other characters: the world is going to end! MCs, save us! The MCs:
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Describe yourself using a vine. If I had to describe myself, I'm 'I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME'
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A Book Of Mormon(musical) video got tagged as a 'YouTube kids' video. Pfft, have the people behind youtube even SEEN bom?? Oh man, wait until they get complaints from a bunch of angry karens- (If that does happen, bring me the popcorn stat!)
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Okay, but: Thomas x Side ships are v underrated and good! Same with Snufkin x Alicia! (And there's barely any fics on them and it makes me sad-)
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More Little Moomin/Roxie!:
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And now...Describing the book! Moomin characters the best I can: (Judging off of reading CIM) Book! Sniff: -I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare -S C R E A M -A N D -S H O U T -A N D L E T I T A L L O U T -in summary: babey
Book! Moomintroll: -friendly and curious one second to 'when I was a young boi my father took me into the city to see a marching band-' the next -very sexist until he meets and dates Snorkmaiden. I wish I was kidding. -will always be there for Snufkin -treats Sniff like a five year old -the only one to comfort Snufkin during Snufkin's emotional breakdowns
Book!Snufkin: -"hey whatdya want me to do""oh just sit in the corner and play harmonica while we try to pretend that the current dilemma this book revolves around doesn't exist""k cool" -"hey Moomin wanna sleep in my tent? It'd just be you...and me...all alo- oh hi Sniff" -Also treats Sniff like a five year old, but is a bit kinder to him compared to Moomintroll - Book! Snufkin: "Moomintroll and Sniff don't laugh at him that's disrespectful" Also Book! Snufkin, while saying 'thats disrespectful': On the ground and wheezing from laughing too much
Book! Snork: -"I am SURROUNDED by idiots." -that's it. -that's his character(along with calling Snorkmaiden 'dear sister' and asking 'hey, when are we going to hold a meeting-' at the worst times).
Book!Snorkmaiden: -a cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure -such a sweetheart -and relatable, too
Book! Muskrat: -basically Moominvalley Muskrat...but more annoying(seriously. I just wanted to throw book! Muskrat into a imaginary sea everytime he spoke or was on a page)
Book! Moominpapa and Book! Moominmama: -the same as their Moominvalley counterparts. Nothing has changed there–
