Intermission(Spam book!)

Happy birthday baldkin

Hoi!

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How are you....?

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I went ham on Just Dance yesterday and today and because of that I am ~in pain~

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It's no simp September, and everyone on insta is talking about how hard it is and how they already failed, which, to those to failed...it's okay. You tried your hardest and lasted a long time, and that's amazing. Even if it was a few hours, seconds, or days, that was still impressive! I'm proud of you for resisting that long. Oh, and next time...Nothing should stop you from simping over a character, not even a entire month.  Simp over whatever character you want, just don't pull a Mordecai.

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Anyway,
It's no simp September,
but I don't really have a character that I simp over.

At least, I don't think so...

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SNORKMAIDEN NO
NO BECOMING A GANGSTER

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Moomin where everything is the same except whenever a character is about to say Moominmama's name, Freddie Mercury's 'MAMAAAAAA' comes out of their mouth instead

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Hey,
Can you guys let me know whenever I talk about my ocs wayyyyyy too much? Because I always do that and it ends up ruining that Oc.
Thanks!

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Fanon Snufkin after someone had a nightmare: oh, they're having a nightmare. Better go on a walk with them while I give them advice from my secret hoard of fourtune cookies!
V.S
Canon Snufkin after someone had a nightmare:

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iiiiiiIIIIIIIIII'M
GONNA SWINGGGGG
FROM A CHANDELIER
FROM A CHANDELIEAAAAAA

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It is confirmed by the shin Moomin discord server:
-for weapons, Snufkin would either wack people with his rod, throw rocks at people, use a bow and arrow, or set traps
-Snork would use a bow and arrow, Snorkmaiden would use a sword
-Little My would use her teeth and fists(or brass knuckles)
-Moominmama would use a frying pan
-Moominpapa would use a canon
-D&D classes and stuffs, Snork is a Wizard
-Little My is a barbarian
-Snorkmaiden would wield a magic staff
-and for extra, Moominmama would choke people with her apron and Snorkmaiden does barrel rolls

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Edit: what if Snork could slap people with his tail...?

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Incorrect quote!:
(Dunno if I've done this before, but if so, I'm doing it again)
(!TW for weed mention!)

Adam, holding up a fork: oi, Lennon, is this weed?
Lennon: No, Adam, that's a for-
Adam: *fork in mouth, already lighting it*
Lennon: ADAM!
Adam, pulling fork out of mouth: *exhales smoke*
Lennon:...oh yeah-

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Sad fact: Snakes...don't have any arms...

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If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time I freaked out internally when meeting someone and instead of saying 'hi!' to them, I said 'congratulations!'

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While going through pain, I made sick Aspen hcs.
Even though it'll probably ruin her character, does anyone wanna see them?

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Elile says hello! Don't forget to say hi back!

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Ima end this spam heere

Seeya!