Beware of ducks

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Hoi!

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How are you?

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I know I've said this a million times before, but my touch starved ass is saying it again:
When this pandemic is over, I'm either hugging everyone I know so tight that they can't breathe, or giving them gentle, long hugs.
Mainly the first.

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Thomas Sanders was doing a insta q&a the other day, And someone sent in 'you're beautiful'. Thomas told them that it was q&a time, not lie to Thomas time.

i-is he okay?

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Lionel is leaving my island(he wouldn't stop asking to leave, and I wasn't really close to him as much as my other villagers. As much as I've grown to love him, it's time to let him go) and whenever I talk to him now, it's either:
1)  'thank you for everything, kiddo. I'm gonna really miss this place...'
Or
2) 'Y'know, I just realized...you and [island name] sucks. I should've left in the first place!'

(And they say that rude villagers don't exist in AC N H -)

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Epithet Erased characters described in five words or less:

Molly: can she go home now?

Giovanni: HE'S AT SOUP

Sylvie: Smug bastard...

Indus: BARRIER!

Mera: Shatter Me by Lindsay Sterling

Percy: pin ya TA

Ramsey: OwO

Howie: yum screws

Arnold: soccer mom named Karen

Bugsy: doesn't exist

Zora: YEEHAW

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And now, a Moomin comic that made me laugh so hard I'm surprised it didn't wake up my family:
(If you know the original artist who drew this, Let me know so I can give proper credit to them!)

And now, a Moomin comic that made me laugh so hard I'm surprised it didn't wake up my family:(If you know the original artist who drew this, Let me know so I can give proper credit to them!)

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