MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.

I've Got A Dream (Tangled)

Jr: This is a Disney Song from the movie Tangled which is about a German girl with super long hair named Rapunzel who was a German Princess that was taken as a child by someone named Gothel who pretended to be her mother after the parents sold Rapunzel to her until a theif named Eugene who called himself Flynn Rider found her tower. Her hair makes her have the ability to heal things, even eternal youth to Gothel until her hair is cut off and she dies from age, literally

Deku: How long is her hair

Jr: 70 feet long, her hair also works as a rope for a person to climb up

Everyone: THAT IS SO LONG

Momo: How can she handle a weight of a person with that long hair?

Jr: Stories, you know

The video starts off the song.

I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist

Deku: So they're bad but have a dream on what they're gonna do

Jr: Yes

Gentle: Kinda like me, but differently

Can't ya see me on the stage performin' Mozart
Ticklin' the ivories 'til they gleam?
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer show tune medley
Thank you
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream

He's got a dream
He's got a dream
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else
I've got a dream

Kyoka: I like the music

I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter, and my nose
I really wanna make a love connection

Momo: W-what, how can you have extra toes?!

Todoroki: I don't know how that works

Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowing in a rowboat down the stream?
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream

I've got a dream (he's got a dream)
I've got a dream (he's got a dream)
And I know one day, romance will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it, dreaming
Like everybody else
I've got a dream

Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gunther does interior design
Ulf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits, Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns

Everyone: Aww

Everyone then looks at Jr.

Hook Hand Thug: What about you Clantarian

Everyone: Clantarian?

Jr: You're not supposed to know we're here?! Is he talking to me? Was that part of the video?

The men then approached Jr. from the screen.

Big Nose Thug: What's your dream

Jr: I'm sorry I won't say or sing it

The men then pointed their knifes at Jr.

Jr. then started singing.

I have dreams not like you, no, really
Just very offensive and most likely racist
That mainly happen to kill every humans on every Universe I go
From one of four empires I rule on a planet
Killing humans with my armies
I lived in an empire full of Alloys and Clones that all look like me

Everyone: WHAT

Della: It's a long story

Olley then turned to Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

Olley: There goes the secret of our Royal Family

Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Yeah

Kota, Eri, Mahoro, and Katsuma then scooped in.

Kota, Eri, Mahoro, and Katsuma: Yeah, we kinda were eavesdropping on you guys and mom and dad so we've kinda knew about that so we've decided to keep it secret until now

Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Olley: Oh

I've got a dream (she's got a dream)
I've got a dream (she's got a dream)
I just wanna see the floating lanterns gleam
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream

She's got a dream (he's got a dream)
They've got a dream, we've got a dream
So our differences ain't really that extreme
We're one big team
Call us brutal, sick, sadistic
And grotesquely optimistic
'Cause way down deep inside
We've got a dream

I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
Woo, woo, woo, woo
Yes, way down deep inside
I've got a dream
Yeah

The video ends

Jr: What do you all think

Kaminari: You did sing great but about the "Clantarian," "Clones," "Alloys," and "Killing Humans" thing

Jr: Yep, you're gonna like how it goes

Me: Sorry that you're secret is exposed Jr.

Jr: It's alright, I don't know how they're gonna react when I tell them