Jr: Ok, let's watch another play
Aizawa: What is it this time
Jr: The "Dracula Monologues"
Mahoro: What's the Dracula-
Dewey: Exactly, what is the "Dracula Monologues" (Laughs)
The screen then changed to a stage with the curtains closed.
[Pipe organ music]
Bakuhoe: For fuck sake
Denki: This is gonna get boring fast
Momo: Don't be rude, it is a classic
Behind the curtains, Murr went up on stage.
Q: There he is.
The Tenderloins: (Laughs)
Q: You look so stupid.
Jr: I can't believe I'm doing this again, and also thank you Impractical Jokers for your choice of coming over for your Omniverse Tour
Joe: We're happy to help
Q: And now we cut the mike and leave you to your own devices, bye!
Joe: Yeah, good luck, buddy. See you later.
Murr: Wait, wait, wait, come on! Come on, don't do that! That's not funny! Like, I don't know what to say!
Joe: Don't worry, it's the "Dracula Monologues"
Della: Yeah, don't you know how it goes
Murr: I don't know the story.
The Tenderloins: [Laughter]
Joe: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the "Impractical Jokers" present the "Dracula Monologues."
[Drum roll]
[Upbeat piano music plays]
Huey: Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
Momo: This ain't the "Dracula Monologues"
Joe: Oh, by the way, it's not the "Dracula Monologues."
The Tenderloins: (Laughs)
Joe: You're in a gospel choir as James Murray that are about to do this performance.
Huey: Hallelujah.
Sal: He's got to perform with his gospel choir right now to the best of his ability. So the choir is in on it, but the audience has no idea.
Saitama: What is happening over there
Murr: Why am I Dracula?
Della: (Laugh) Because it's your Punishment, isn't it
Q: Let's go, let's go!
The curtains then opened to reveal Murr with the Kids.
Mineta: Is that Murr?
The Kids: Hallelujah.
Joe: Look at his face!
Some couldn't help but clap with the beat while some were confused.
Q: Yeah!
Murr: Why am I Dracula?
Della and Q: Just sing.
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MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.
Fanfiction(11-26-2020) (Warning: This story is mostly on my OC's family more than the Dekuverse, sorry) The Gods are what watch the people from many Universes and protect them all from destruction and sometimes would bring people to react to things. The thing...
