Jr: Ok, time to watch a video because there is nothing else to do than just that
The video starts with the Title, "The Amazing Interrogation."
[Dapper Cadaver plays]
Saitama: An interrogation? What's so "Amazing" about it
It was then shown a Blu Engineer putting Btoons' TF2 Deku on a chair.
Engineer: Phew! That was getting heavy.
Cobra: Don't judge, Engie
Engineer: You are a coward and a scoundrel!
Cobra: Next you'll say "AH-" Am I right?
The Cobra's eyes then did a glow and a portal sucked Engineer away.
Engineer: AH-
Yamikumo: Um, what was that?
Jr: That is one of Cobra's Special Abilities, creating Portals to different Universes and such
The Blu Spy was surprised on what he saw. Then, a Blu Soldier burst in.
Soldier: Engineer down! Ouh! What's that?
Deku: What, "Me?"
Spy: We captured the Cobra!
Soldier: Sweet land of liberty. Outstanding!
Spy: Many thanks.
Cobra: Yeah, "Captured" :)
Soldier: Today is a good day! I have a Cobra! I have intelligence! Mueheheheheh...
Monoma: That's if you have any
Some couldn't help but laugh.
Cobra: Quiet, you-
Soldier: Talk! Come on!
Cobra: Nah, I don't really feel like it
Soldier then slapped Cobra very hard.
Cobra: Didn't feel a thing :)
Soldier: If I have to crack some nuts, I will.
Soldier said as he cracked some nuts for show.
Deku: What?!
Cobra: (Laughs) Funny :)
Soldier: I will eat your nuts. I will eat them up!
Cobra:...Ok, I was gonna tell you anyways. Guess who killed your Medic
Medic: I am dead!
President Mic: HOW IS HE TALKING IF HE'S DEAD
Cobra: Don't question it
Soldier: ARGH! I will kill any man who tries to kill any man.
Cobra: Oh please... Kill me.
Soldier: Mmmmh... No! Keep talking!
A random arm rubbing Cobra's chin.
Covra: Hmm, next you'll say is "I am/Heavy is Dead"
Heavy: I am dead.
Medic: Heavy is dead!
Soldier: AFH! That Heavy is dead!
Cobra: HA, HE SAID THE THING
Mina: (Impersonates Soldier) WHY IS THE HEAVY DEAD
Soldier: Dammit! Words cannot express how much I hate you!
Cobra: That's what they all say
The Cobra was slapped again, this time, even harder.
Soldier: I will crap in your mouth!
Saitama:...what
Cobra: (Laughs) Good one Soldier
Soldier: C'mere sweetheart.
Cobra: Soldier
Soldier: Hahahaha!
Cobra: Soldier!
Soldier: I have 10 pounds of crap!
Everyone: EWW
Cobra: SOLDIER
Soldier: We are in a world of DOODY! Hahahaha-
[CRITICAL HIT]
Everyone/Soldier: What.
40K: I stabbed you!
It revealed that the Blu Spy was actually 40K Deku.
Soldier: Ahhh... Fuck! Let me give you some advice: Do not die.
Cobra: That's good. I can't die anyways!
Soldier: Good! Well, let's move some- Ooowwhh...
Soldier fell dead on the floor as his 3D form turned into a 2D form.
Olley: what even is this
Louie: I don't know
Cobra: Well played.
40K: Thank you... Slap my hand!
Cobra: YES!
40K: LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
[Engineer screaming faintly]
Saitama: Do you hear that sound?
Cobra: YIPPEE KI-YAY!
[Engineer getting louder]
Mineta: That sounds like...
Before the two Dekus can slap eachother's hands, Engineer pops in the last nanosecond, exploding the two Dekus into gory pieces.
Engineer: I'm back... Nice!
40K and Cobra: We're ok!
The video ends
Tomura: The hell was that!
Della: The Internet
Me: Out of the whole Team, besides Cobra, would be a perfect TF2 Leader
Jr: Soldier's too crazy so I think either Medic or Spy
Me: Yeah, they are very good Leaders
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