Jr: Ok, let's listen to a song from Phineas and Ferb
Owen Da First: Hold it a minute, I would steal the show since I'm a Master Thief just like Louie
Louie: I DON'T STEAL THINGS
Huey, Dewey, Olley, Kota, Eri, Mahoro, and Katsuma: Yes you do
Louie: NO I DON'T!!! ONLY DO SCHEMING LIKE GREAT GRUNKLE OWEN!!!
Owen Da First: You do thieving sometimes, just like you trying to steal my wallet
Louie: I've bring them back, totally
The video starts with Owen Da First in his Prime Uniform.
Owen Da First: Now, I will show you the Inator that started the Royal Family's Smiley Superhuman abilities
Btoons' TF2 Deku: So you've lied about the Royal Blood Power thing to be Natural
Owen Da First: I'VE NEVER SAID THAT
Owen Da First then slowly began to sing.
You see, the Force with me is weak
I've never been that hip or chic,
People treat me like a freak
Sometimes they even boo and hiss.
Monoma: Maybe it's because you dressed up as a Nazi (Laughs)
Jr: (Coughs)
Monoma: Uh oh
Jr: NAZI UNIFORMS ARE COOL, AND ALMOST ALL OF MY FAMILY'S UNIFORMS ARE BASED OFF OF THEM
Jr. then chopped the back of Monoma's neck so hard, it decapitated his head violently.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Olley: Never make Dad mad
Let me tell you, even though
My budget's getting low,
I'll be creating my own Empire
When them Commoners get a load of this...
Bakuhoe: The hell is that
Owen Da First: Oh, that?
It's a Smiley-inator
It's a really cool machine.
My evil will be greater
Than Jr's Reich has ever been.
Jr: OI
You ask all those haters
From Berlin to Stalingrad,
They'll say, "Wow! That Clanboy is mean!"
When this is operational,
I'll zap myself, then bam!
My Newfound Powers will be so strong with me,
They'll all know who I am!
And all those Yankees
That used to point and jeer and joke
If I put my fingers just like this
They're gonna start to choke.
Everyone was shocked to see a bunch of people that looked like them got Force-Choked and fell down a hole with a sign that said "Studnia bez dna" next to it.
Della: It says "Bottomless Pit" in Polish BTW
Everyone will respect me,
Give me Wealth and an Army.
With all my newfound Clanboyness,
I'll set the Commoners ablaze!
My Dad, Der Führer, who used to only
Greet me with a yawn,
He now will say, "I'm blown away!"
Much like Hiroshima.
Monoma: What do you mean "Much like Hiroshima"
Jr: What is the way you people think happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Momo: Some areas did included like what looked like the outlines of dead people, must be terrible terrorist acts we've never heard of
Deku: Whatever happened there, we'll get to know eventually
It's a Smiley-inator
It's a really cool machine.
My evil will be greater
Than Jr's Reich has ever been.
You ask all those haters
From Berlin to Stalingrad,
They'll say, "Wow! That Clanboy is mean!"
It's my Smiley-inator,
It's got evil moving parts,
Saitama: Is that a hamster with a helmet on it?!
Yamikumo: What if the hamster dies? Would this "Inator" no longer work?
Koda was in deep worry on the hamster.
Owen Da First: IT'S FOR LOOKS
He then continues.
I'm a Clantarian-Blooded
And my evil's off the charts!
And my portrait will be placed
On all the grandest evil heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrths...
And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths!
I'll no longer be the lowest
The fastest, not the slowest,
The yes-est, not the no-est,
And you'll all be eating crow-est,
I'll no longer be the lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths!
Btoons' TF2 Deku can kiss my Nazi Ass!
Btoons' TF2 Deku: I can? WOW!!! DON'T MIND IF I DO >:)
Owen Da First: (Impersonates Lupin III) HEY, IT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Too late
The video ends with a black screen and a cutoff of Owen Da First doing a Lupin III scream before cutting off.
Jr: Hehehe, let's not show that
Owen Da First then finally returned after a few hours.
Owen Da First: (Panting) You don't wanna know what he did to me
Louie: Great Grunkle Owen, can I "Borrow" some money
Owen Da First: Hmm, you can't outsmart and outthief me easily
Louie: Eh, worth a shot
Louie then walks away as Owen Da First realizes that his wallet was secretly swiped.
Owen Da First: (Groans) MY WALLET
Louie: *Louie The Best*
Me: Since I'm in Mira Mesa High School's Marching Band, I will be in Rose Parade so I'll mostly be busy and possibly miss posting on Christmas and New Years
Jr: And the fact that you're slowly making the "Clanboy's Bizarre Reich" thing a reality
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MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.
Fanfiction(11-26-2020) (Warning: This story is mostly on my OC's family more than the Dekuverse, sorry) The Gods are what watch the people from many Universes and protect them all from destruction and sometimes would bring people to react to things. The thing...
