Jr: Let's watch this, ok
Yamikumo: Watch what?
Jr: This
The video starts with the Internet Historian.
[Music]
the costa concordia
ship of dreams it's been
eight yearsBakuhoe: What the hell is this Freak
Huey: IT'S THE INTERNET HISTORIAN
i can still smell the buffets from their
five restaurants
the casino and three-story theater
had hardly been used ah
the gym the day spa
the sheets in her 1500 luxurious cabins
hadn't even been slept in costa
concordia cost
570 million dollars to build
and you could tell you could really tellEveryone was impressed of how the Costa Concordia looked, even Ochako faint, again.
Jr: God dammit
The video then shows the ship's name, "The Costa Concordia."
i remember it like it was just a few
years ago
we had left cividavecchia a port in rome
and we were making our way to savona it
was day two of our seven day journey
but that ship i she was
cursed (Oh my God)Jr:
Everyone:...
Jr: Couldn't resist
Saitama: Cursed?
when she premiered
the traditional bottle of champagne
bounced right off the side
instead of smashingSelkie and Serius/Internet Historian: A bad Omen
Toru: How?
but i'm
not the superstitious type
nothing could go wrong on friday the
13th
of january 2012 on the 100th year
anniversary of the titanic
on a ship that's also only safety rated
for two compartment floodingMahoro: This ship's gonna sink?!
especially not when you have a five-star
max level captain
like francisco scattina a man who
mysteriously rose from head of security
to the position of captain within just a
couple of yearsEri: That's Bizarre
he knows exactly what to do in case of
an emergencyKota: Sure...
for example when he caused this
emergency in 2008
when he crashed into a port in sicilyHisashi:...I'm pretty sure he-
and in 2010 in vernon germany
when he was steering a different ship
and came into port too fast and caused
another collisionSaitama: Wow, this Captain sucks
[Music]
i've got a good feeling about this so
let's set the scene
it's a beautiful evening people are
having fun on the slides
drinks at the bar antonio magnotta is
playing piano at the restaurant
martin the magician is setting up for
his show
and the ship is setting up for a little
detour it's called a sail by salute
basically you get real close to the
shore and honk the horn
the locals hate it but the customers
love it and it's a tradition
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