Happy Birthday Dad (2022)

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Me: Today is 9-29-2022 and it's my Dad's Birthday

Jr: Happy Birthday to your old man

Me: (Does the "Cue" point, but nothing happens) Where's the Music?

Jr: Oh, the Beatles already did that for your Birthday

Me: Aww

Deku: How long has it been since we've been here

Jr: Almost 2 years, but Author barely worked on this Bizarre Story

Me: It was a fun idea! That's what brought me into Wattpad, specifically Bandit235

Jr: He does have some creativity

Me: Too much Mineta Hate I've been seeing in these MHA FanFics. One inspired me to do that Mineta Chapter at the beginning of this entire Story. It was a MHA React FanFic and they were watching "Resident Evil 7." The dude brought Mineta and he changed for the good without any punishments at all. That's why I made that Chapter. He was one of the reasons for me to like Mineta, just like his fight against Midnight

Mineta: Really?

Me: Yeah, you are one of my favorite MHA Characters

Jr: Is that for the whole "General Mineta" thing

General Mineta: Oh, come now, Jr. I have been keeping taps of everything God made from the Past, the Present, and the Future. I see every combination ever happen. That's why I went in your Universe Timeline. You're one of the Major Universes in the Omniverse that protects it, though your Family did explore and conquered many Universes

Me: There is so much and so little I have done with all of these Projects. Even ones I haven't touched yet since I'm so glued with "The Duckies" and Project Infinite" than the ones I barely started on, haven't started on, or never finished

Jr: To be fair, us, in this Story are not from our Prime Universe, just one of many possibilities from the Clanboyverse. You're just building it up to the complex Moonvasion Arc

Me: I have no idea what I'm trying to do anymore, so, Happy Birthday, Dad

Jr: (Nostalgic Critic Impersonating Dr. Weir) KABLARR! KABLARR!

(Insert Dr. Weir being blown, not sucked, out into space)

Jr: How weak was that shitty chair

Dewey: I don't know, he designed the ship

Jr: Didn't design it well enough!!! It looked a bit like a Klingon Bird of Prey...maybe a D7 Class

Della:

Me: I don't know if I want to end this Story or not

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Me: I don't know if I want to end this Story or not. I barely worked on it, but so much unfinished Chalters and ideas I have thought of...Happy Birthday, Dad

BTR Logan: You said "Happy Birthday, Dad" twice

BTR James: You bet he did

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