Jr: I am here to revive this Wattpad Story, because Author sucks at his job!
The Video starts with a RED Soldier and Medic capturing a point before a BLU Sniper shot Soldier in the head after he did the loser sign and juggling his rockets and grenades.
BLU Sniper: That helmet's gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
It cuts to BLU Sniper eating brains from an M1 Helmet.
Everyone: (Grossed Out)
Miruko: WTF, JR.
Jr: It's not me, it's the Video by The Winglet
BLU Soldier: Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
It cuts to an Amazon Delivery Box being dropped off at the Midoriya House and Inko opening it to show Deku inside.
Deku: Hi, Mom
Deku: What?
Jr: It's a joke, because your Mum is the best Parent, besides a few (M I L F)
Ochako: What is this Video?
Cobra: (Pops out) It's about Taunt Lines being taken literally (TPs away)
Jr: GOD DAMMIT
Cobra: (TPs back and uses Spy Cloak)
Jr: (Fred) Yeah, I can
Cobra: (TPs away)
RED Heavy: Killing you is full time job now
It cuts to RED Heavy being applied to a job where he killed off a line of Minetas and twisting their necks.
Mineta braces for the death, but only got small and light pinches instead.
Denki: Nothing happened
Mineta:...I deserved it
Jr: But I didn't kill you, like what everyone else would in different Universes, because they don't know the Concept of "Character Growth" and the fact that everyone can be a Pervert. Go ask Master Roshi, for God sake!
Mineta just looked down and Jr. just paused the Video until Mineta got better to continue.
RED Scout: I think I'll take Pixie Bob out for a steak dinner tonight. What do you think about that?
It cuts to RED Scout and Pixie Bob having dinner together at a fancy restaurant.
Pixie Bob: I get my own Date!!!
Mandalay: But that's not even you
Pixie Bob: LET ME DREAM
RED Solder: Scotland is not a real Country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
It cuts to the Grinch wearing a dress.
Grinch: It's not a Dress, it's a Kilt!!! (Rips off Kilt) Sicko!
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MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.
Fanfiction(11-26-2020) (Warning: This story is mostly on my OC's family more than the Dekuverse, sorry) The Gods are what watch the people from many Universes and protect them all from destruction and sometimes would bring people to react to things. The thing...
