Clarkson und Panzer (Old Idea Becoming Reality)

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Jr: Ok, I get Author is barely making new or finishing W.I.P. Chapters, but here's a special video featuring one of the best Humans known to Existence

A/N: Since Captions aren't available for this one, I'm just gonna be lazy for this portion.

The video starts with Jeremy talking about the Range River he's about to drive and say if it is possible to make a sports version of it, but also knows the problems of making it.

A/N: You know what, fuck it. I'm skipping ahead. Imagine their reactions to it up to here.

"But does it? Because it how has sports steering and sports suspension and a sporty spoiler at the front, does it mean it no longer works off-road?"

Saitama: Uhh...no?

"Well, to find out we've devised a little test"

It then shows a T34-85 with markings on the sides that looked like the Soviet Flag, but slightly different.

Rastsvetali yabloni I grushi

Poplyli tumany nad rekoi
Vyhodila na byereg Katyusha
Na vysoki, byereg na krutoi

"This is a T34-85, the Tank that is as feared as the mighty German Tiger I Tank"

Vyhodila na byereg Katyusha
Na vysoki, byereg na krutoi

Kamimari: Damn, this song is fire!

Vyhodila, pesnyu zavodila
Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla
Pro togo, kotorogo lyubila
Pro togo, tchi pisma beregla

"But this is no ordinary T34-85"

Pro togo, kotorogo lyubila
Pro togo, tchi pisma beregla

"This is a modified version if the (in)famous Soviet Tank, built for a tournament where Girls drive Tanks from the war, which even collabed with the game, World of Tanks"

Mahoro: Tournament? What does he mean by that?

Louie: It's called "Girls und Panzer," or "Tankery/Senshado." It's basically World of Tanks, but with Fast and Furious Logic

Huey: Each of the Schools are highly based on Allied and Axis Nations from WW2 and would compete and come from School Ships based on famous Aircraft Carriers, but are extremely enlarged up to 7600 metres long. They're practically floating cities, which they really are and spends most of the time at sea and only do Tournaments on land, even if someone's home is in the area the Tournament takes place at, but they have Insurance for that

Dewey: I wanna compete in their IRL World of Tanks Match, but it's for "Girls Only" (Groans) So much gender inequality when it comes to games, sports, and payment

Olley: If you're Lynn Loud Jr. you can pretty much get away with it

Oi, ty, pesnya, pesenka devitchya
Ty lyeti za yasnym solntsem vslyed
I boitsu, na dalnem pogranitche
Ot Katyushi, peredai privyet
I boitsu, na dalnem pogranitche
Ot Katyushi, peredai privyet

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