MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.

Paralyzed (Big Time Rush) Happy New Year Everyone (2022)

Jr: Ah, 2022, about to be changed to 2023. Hope it gets shittier or the opposite for the Humans

Deku: Hey, we can still hear you!

Jr: Enough about my criticism, for our last minutes of 2022, we're gonna listen to a song that has been remastered to the official album since its recording in their show, Big Time Rush...Paralyzed

Just then, a truck that said "Paralyzed" crashed into the Theater.

Kirishima: Holy shit!

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[Verse 1: Logan, with Kendall]
You, you walked into the room
On a Friday afternoon
That's when I saw you for the first time
And I was paralyzed

The screen shows a recap of 2022 as time inches closer to 2023 for the Human Race from new Viruses to War.

Monoma: Stupid Russians and screw Putin!!!

Nezu: (Sighs) When will the World learn to embrace Change

I had a million things to say
But none of them came out that day
'Cause I was never one of those guys
That always had the best lies

Coming out of the truck was Big Time Rush who climbed ontop to sing as the Beatles played their instruments behind them.

[Pre-Chorus: James]
Time stopped tickin'
My hands keep shaking
And you don't even know that

[Chorus: Kendall & Carlos]
I try to speak, but girl you got me tongue-tied
I try to breathe but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside
I try to move but I'm stuck in my shoes
You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

All the girls were screaming from the Band and their great singing.

I see you walking, but all you do is pass me by
Can't even talk, cause words don't come into my mind
I'd make a move if I had the guts to
But I'm paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

Mina: THIS SONG IS WICKED

[Verse 2: Logan, with Kendall]
Now I learned a lot from my mistake
Never let a good thing slip away
I've had a lot of time to look back
And my only regret is

[Pre-Chorus: James]
Not telling you what I was going through
You didn't even know that

Ojiro: I can relate

[Chorus: Kendall & Carlos]
I try to speak, but girl you got me tongue-tied
I try to breathe but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside
I try to move but I'm stuck in my shoes
You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

Ochako: I remember you doing that all the time, Deku

Deku blushes from what his Girlfriend reminded him.

I see you walking, but all you do is pass me by
Can't even talk, cause words don't come into my mind
I'd make a move if I had the guts to
But I'm paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

[Bridge: James]
As the years go by I think about you all the time (whoa-oh)
If I get the chance I hope I won't be paralyzed, paralyzed by you

[Pre-Chorus: Logan]
You walked into the room
On a Friday afternoon

The Beatles: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR

The Kids: GO BEATLES!!! GO BIG TIME RUSH!!!

[Chorus: Kendall, Carlos, & Logan]
I try to speak, but girl you got me tongue-tied
I try to breathe but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside
I try to move but I'm stuck in my shoes
You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed (you got me paralyzed)
I see you walking, but all you do is pass me by
Can't even talk, cause words don't come into my mind
I'd make a move if I had the guts to
But I'm paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed (you got me paralyzed)

Jr: Fun Fact, this Big Time Rush Song was one of the Songs Big Time Rush did wished was made official since the Show, and they made it a reality...after a few years and Hiatus

Kyoka: Well, they did a great job with it

[Outro: Logan, Kendall & Carlos]
Paralyzed, paralyzed (you got me tongue-tied)
Paralyzed, paralyzed (now I'm frozen inside)
Paralyzed, paralyzed
You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

Everyone cheered as it now became 2023.

Me: Happy New Year!!! Can't wait for the shit about to happen between good and bad, but mostly bad since late 2019

Jr: Unless you're at a cruise at sea that has capsized by a wave or terrorists or both, but you wouldn't remember the Poseidon TV Movie between The Rolling Mary and the 2006 one

Deku: Rolling what?