Secret of Survival (Wind In The Willows/Mr. Toad's Wild Ride)

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Jr: Before I can continue any further, I am going to do something all of you would go through...ok, maybe not all of you, but still

Saitama: What's that supposed to mean

Before anyone can ask questions, they were teleported away, except Eri, Kota, Mahoro, and Katsuma.

Everyone was now alone in the woods at night.

Deku: Where are we?

Bakuhoe: The woods, Deku

Eri: Daddy, where are they at?

Jr: The Wild Wood

Denki: But where do we go

They then hear some crunching.

Sero: Sato, not now

Sato: It wasn't me!!!

Fat Gum: Neither was me

???: Well, well, well

Everyone turned to see a group of Weasel-looking men wearing floor length trench coats, sunglasses, short red gloves, and suits, but one of them wore a bowler hat and held a cane.

Cheif Weasel: If it isn't the Quirk and Quirkless from the Universe of mostly Quirk Users

The Weasels raised their lights at them as Cheif Weasel looked at Deku and Tomura.

Cheif Weasel: And you two must be the Apprentice fighting against his Master and Apprentice

Nana: Hey, back away from my Grandsons, Mustache

Ochako: Yeah, back away from my Friend (Deku)

She said as she pulled Deku closed to her.

Weasel: (Chuckes) Friend

Tomura: He may be my Cousin, but that doesn't stop me from impressing my Master...(And Father)

Cheif Weasel: Listen, Human. There is no such thing in this world as "Friends"

All Might: What are you talking about

Weasel: Everyone's only out for themselves

Cheif Weasel: Take us Weasels...

The Weasels all put down their lights and have them pointed at them.

First you see us, then you don't

Suddenly, they disappeared, making all the Students, Heroes, and Civilians began to fear.

Mineta: Where'd they go?!

Even the ones that weren't in fear began to get scared.

Now you hear us, now you won't

Kirishima: Aren't you scared, Bakubro?

Bakuhoe: I'm not afraid, Shitty Hair

Suddenly, the Weasels all appears behind every single person.

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world!

Everyone screamed in terror and ran off in random directions.

Now you feel us, now you can't

Bakuhoe: WHO'S TOUCHING ME

Are we real? Perhaps we aren't?

Gentle: HOW DID THEY DO THAT

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world!
It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world!

Aoyama: I forget how terrifying the world can be

Huey: The world can be nasty at times

Louie: Indeed, it is

Cheif Weasel: Oh yes, a very nasty world

Nastier than you could ever dream of!

They all try to fight back, but either are afraid or they couldn't lay a finger on them either with a Gadget, their Skills, or their Powers.

From up above, and from beneath
Eyes and jaws, claws and teeth

Ready to attack you, you're a snack, you'd better run!

Eri, Kota, Katsuma, and Mahoro began to be scared and Eri hugged Olley, Kota hugged Louie, Katsuma hugged Dewey, and Mahoro hugged Huey.

Olley: Never thought I'd hugged a younger version of my Sister

Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Same

Kendo: I SWEAR, THERE IS MORE OF THEM THAN BEFORE

Don't come walking in The Wild Wood if you haven't got a gun!

Snipe pulls out his gun and fires it, only for it to pop out a sign that says "Bang!"

Snipe: What the?!?!

The Weasels laughed as all the people in the Wild Wood tried to run away, but gets cut off by more and more Weasels.

Dabi: I feel like I'm running in circles!!!

Every creature for survival has to look out for itself
Got no nannies here or grannies dear to look after your health

You're in The Wild Wood
And every child could tell you
that you've got no business to be here!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One of the Weasels knocked out Monoma for fun.

First you see us, then you don't
Now you hear us, now you won't

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world!

Now you feel us, now you can't
Are we real? Perhaps we aren't?

Everyone began to back up in terror as the Weasels surrounded them in a circle as it snows around them.

It's our secret of survival
It's our secret of survival
It's our secret of survival
in a very nasty world!

The video ends with everyone ducking down in fear as the Weasels inches closer to them before the screen fades to black.

Kota: That's it?!

Mahoro: That was terrifying, and short

Katsuma: Are they alright?

Della: (John Lennon) Never you mind

Me: I am not good at Creativity on these Chapters

Jr: You're just too focus on your Clanboy Franchise, but I do wish this Song was longer

Me: I remember thinking of using this Villain Song months earlier, but never came to the Idea before coming back to it. Thx for Nostalgic Critic for introducing me to this Song

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