Rocket Man (Rocketman)

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Louie: Mom, mind if I play something that is related to you?

Della: Sure, I won't mind

Louie: Ok

Jr: I think I know what you're gonna play

Dewey: Yep, I see it too

The video starts with Della on the Moon looking at the planet above her.

Melissa: WAIT, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SPACESUIT ON?! YOU'RE IN SPACE

Della: Oh, it's because of Gyro's dumb liquorice flavored gum called "Oxy-Chew"

Jr: And Mei, don't you think of anything ideas, you know what I mean, besides, Gyro's inventions always ends up turning evil, literally, besides some of his inventions that did work

A young Della then started to sing while grown up Della lie down on a bed.

[Verse 1: Young Della]
I packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 12 AM
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then

Eri: Mom looks so cute

Della: Aww, thanks

The song then changes back to grown up Della.

[Verse 1: Della]
I miss the Earth so much, I miss my life
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

Nana: What happened to you out there?

Della: It was me and my brother's Birthday and I discovered that my uncle has built me a rocket to surprise me. I entered the rocket at night and fly in it to have at least one last adventure before my baby boys hatched from their eggs, but a cosmic storm came and I ended up stuck on the Moon for 11 years, all thanks to a guy named Bradford Buzzard, Scrooge's former CEO and also an adventure hater, for knowing that that cosmic storm is gonna happen, which cost me my time to spend time and have fun with my kids, the cost of my leg, and my family began breaking apart when they somehow couldn't find me, even Jr's Starships couldn't find me. My brother took Huey, Dewey, and Louie while Rudolf took Olley since Jr. was in a deep depression and isolated himself from everyone, even his own family, and Donald blamed Scrooge for my disappearance, Rudolf wanted to take care of all four of my kids, but Donald knows Rudolf can only know how to take care of one child only. Rudolf then sent Olley to Donald's houseboat to meet his brothers which was a week before all four of them meet Scrooge after around a decade since their birth

Everyone felt tearful for Della after what she and her family is going through during her disappearance.

Jr: I'm sorry

Della: It's for abandoning the kids, isn't it?

Jr: Yes, I know it's been years since that, but I still can't get that out of my mind because I couldn't stop thinking about you since your "Death" and it drove me to abandon my own family, and...I wish I have never did any of that for the last 11 years

Olley: I still can't believe us four didn't realize that we are brothers, even Uncle Rudolf and Uncle Donald didn't say that you guys are my brothers

Dewey: Yeah, that whole argument before the Shadow War and finding the truth of what happened to mom really did have us connected than more than just "Best" and "Very Close Friends"

Louie: And not just our "Sex Toy"

Kota, Eri, Mahoro, and Katsuma: Your what?

Mineta: YOU FOUR HAVE SEX WITH EACHOTHER, EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS ARE KIDS, THAT IS SO WRONG

Huey: Uhh, we have a...thing together as a Brotherly-Bond

Olley: (Blushes) DON'T SAY THAT, IT WAS YEARS AGO

[Chorus]
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the duck they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a rocket duck
Rocket duck
Burning out her fuse up here alone

[Verse 2: Della]
The Moon ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact, it's cold as hell

Della: And there are creatures to watch out for, and a Warlord Moonlander

Jr: Well, I'm kinda a Warlord-

Della: You still do have a soft spot for some

Huey: And you really cared about us

And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I kinda understand
It's supposed to be just a fun Birthday ride for me
A rocket duck
A rocket duck

Della then imagined herself being carried and being changed into her Monster Maroon uniform by the Clones/Alloys.

[Chorus]
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the duck they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a rocket duck
Rocket duck
Burning out her fuse up here alone

Della then walked towards her family for a reunion she wished would happen sooner.

Recovery Girl: You must've have suffered some PTSD out there

Della: Despite losing my leg, I'm fine after I got home after being alone for years

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the duck they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a rocket duck
Rocket duck
Burning out her fuse up here alone

[Outro]
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
(And I think it's gonna be a long, long time)

The song ends with Della starring at the picture of her, Donald, Scrooge, Rudolf, and Jr. along with grown up Kota, Eri, Mahoro, and Katsuma there as well as her four kids still in their eggs.

Della: Don't worry, I will see you soon; Jet, Turbo, Rebel, and Olympic

The video ends

Everyone looked at Della with a "I'm sorry for you" look.

Della: It's alright, I got back alive

Kota: Who are Jet, Turbo, Rebel, and Olympic?

Huey: Jet would've been me

Dewey: I COULD'VE BEEN TURBO, BUT NO

Louie: Rebel, I guess

Olley: O-Olympic

Katsuma: Those sound like good names, why did it change

Della: Donald was supposed to name them that, but no one else, but some people like me, couldn't understand him

Mahoro: That's gotta be a pain to have

Me: Which of these kids of the Duck/Clanboy family do you like; Huey, Dewey, Louie, or Olley

Jr: Well, Dewey is kinda like me so...yeah, but I do like all of them

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