Jr: Any of you folks want to see something fun
Bakuhoe: What, Smiley Freak
Jr: Top Gear/Grand Tour
Everyone then cheered.
The screen starts with Jeremy explaining what he's gonna do.
Jeremy: Anyways, as you can see, the little car has been attached by rope to this enormous Ocean Liner. An Ocean Liner of the design of the Olympic-Class, Flagship of the Clantarian Navy, and property of the company of Clantaria's Space, Cruise, and Naval Industries, Rainbow Star Line, H.M.S. Mighty Duckling.
Ochako: He's gonna pull the ship with that car?!
Monoma: He won't make it, watch
Kota: Why don't you shut your damn mouth
Jr: Ooh, the burn, especially when Jeremy is gonna pull my Yacht
Jeremy: Which I've just noticed has hidden guns.
Tomura: So
Jr: (Impersonates Klaw) What, you think I'm an Amateur
Jeremy: It's Battleship Boaty McBoatface!
The challenge I'd come up with was to see if the one-tonne C3 could pull this 52,310-tonne Olympic-Class ship a distance of 25 metres.
Deku: PULLING A SHIP THAT WEIGHS THAT MUCH WITH THAT CAR IN A DISTANCE
Jeremy: Right, now, I should explain that my colleagues May and Hammond think this is a stupid test. They say the Aircross only develops 151 torques and that isn't enough to pull a medium-sized child. I, however, disagree. Let's do this!
Jeremy then went full speed but was tugged back from the elasticity as well as a loud crunch.
(ENGINE CRUNCHES)
Jeremy: Oh, Christ, there's some elasticity in that rope!
Jeremy's car was then slowly being pulled back.
Jeremy: Oh, hello? Why's it going backwards?
Aizawa: That's because you're being pulled
Jeremy: This is a bit of a worry.
Jeremy then steps out of the car and sees the Anti-Pollution smoke coming out of three of the four funnels.
Jeremy: Is that ship... The ship is going back! Look. The ship is going back.
Bakuhoe: No sh-
Mahoro: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF
Louie: Nice one, Sis
Kaminari: Is this supposed to be a joke?!
Kyoka: Dragging him into the water to drown
Jeremy: What... The situation's bad.
As we reattached the tow rope, I wondered what had gone wrong.
Jeremy: Why did... Did he put his engines in reverse as a sort of amusing joke? I mean, he is Clantarian, the captain.
The screen then shows General Mineta in the Bridge of the Mighty Duckling waving at the people watching.
Everyone: I'M/HE'S BACK AGAIN
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MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.
Fanfiction(11-26-2020) (Warning: This story is mostly on my OC's family more than the Dekuverse, sorry) The Gods are what watch the people from many Universes and protect them all from destruction and sometimes would bring people to react to things. The thing...