Me: Before any of you assholes asked where I was and if this is an April Fools Joke, IT'S NOT, because first, since either Saturday or Sunday, a pipe burst and have a small leak in both the Guest/Grandparent's Bathroom and the Master Bathroom, our small Apartment and it took a few days to fix and me and my family has one day of no showering, staying in the Master Bedroom for those few days, which is boring since we have a small home, since my Dad called the Plumbers around 7 or 8 in the evening as we watched Disney's Turning Red for the third time, aka, my Sister's FIRST time watching it, loved the film, the second day of the floor flooding in my Dad's Closet, spend days without exercising, besides jumping jacks every morning and before I shower, and now the entire apartment has to have each section of ALL the carpet flooring, which is the ENTIRE Apartment flooring, to PVC Flooring, and second, my Mom is BORN on April 1st and I HATE APRIL FOOLS JOKES
Jr: It's every Prankster's Holiday *And I'm married to one*
Della: Hello
Deku: I'm sorry what you're going through
Me: My Dad is stressed out from this as well as not going to work because of it and we have A LOT of stuff to move because my Dad wanted the new floorings to be built in by sections since it's part of the pipe fixing
Della: (Seductively) Hey Boys
Jr: Yeah...
Me: What...
Dewey: This
Dewey and Della quickdrawed their NES Zappers.
Jr: OH SHIT...
Dewey and Della shot their NES Zappers at the two. One on Jr's forehead and one on my right cheek. The two laughed at the downed two. The shots revealed to be kissing marks.
Me: What the...
Nana: Good shot, Girlfriend!
Jr: Oh hardy hard, did BenjiFridgy taught you that
Dewey: Couldn't resist
Me: (Sighs)
I went to wash up at a conveniently placed barrel of water.
Me: It's not coming off
Dewey: It's tattoo ink, it'll come off in a decade...or two
Me: Oh for God's sake
Della: Still, I could've shot mines in a better place
Jr: If you shot my eyes, I'll kill you
Me: (Sighs) Happy Birthday, Mom
Olley: OI, THAT'S MY OUTRO
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MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.
Fanfiction(11-26-2020) (Warning: This story is mostly on my OC's family more than the Dekuverse, sorry) The Gods are what watch the people from many Universes and protect them all from destruction and sometimes would bring people to react to things. The thing...
