That Scene From "America: The Motion Picture"

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Jr: Time to show something that is Totally Accurate (Battle Simulator) American History!

All Might: What is it?

The Betrayal of Benedict Arnold to George Washington

Saitama: Who?

All Might: George Washington is the 1st U.S. President. I don't know about Benedict Arnold, though

???: Hold it!

Bursting through the walls was a StuG III in...History Mashup References. Out came were 4 Girls doing Cosplay of Historic Figures...

Erwin: Hi

Jr: (JStu Justin) Not you again!

Yamikumo: Why are you cosplaying a Nazi?!

Erwin: I'm not cosplaying! I'm dressing up as my Historic Idol, German Field Marshal Erwin Rommel of the Afrika Korps

Tomura: I still see you as a Nazi, let alone a little brat!!!

Bakuhoe: Who the hell are these Weirdos, Smiley Freak

Jr: These are my Cosplaying Aunts my Grandpa and Great Uncle accidentally gave birth to 2 different women each...Riko (ODF-Half Child), Takako (Gavin Half-Child), Takeko Nancy (Gavin Half-Child), and Kiyomi (ODF Half-Child)

A/N: Blind Wave Calvin: SPOILERS

Erwin: You fool, we have names you know. It's Erwin, Caesar, Oryou, and Saemonza. Apologize to your History Buff Aunties!

Jr:

Jr: Funny enough, even their Sons don't like them

A/N: MLP-Silver-Quill: Stop Spoiling the Story for my, that you haven't even got close to finishing yet

Jr: (Whining) Author can't help it!

Caesar: That is punishable to us. We do follow tradition punishments (Referring to Roman Empire, Nazi, Sengoku Period, and Bakumatsu Period Punishments)

Deku: So barbaric in a Modern Era

Jr: Just play the damn video

The Video starts with a cannon fired at George Washington by Benedict Arnold, who dodges.

Benedict: Subdue him. I wish to shame him with a cutting dialogue

The Redcoats then charge at George.

Redcoat: (Crack Knuckles) Hello, guv

George took out a few, but was slowly overcome by the quantity.

Erwin: Wait, what the hell is going on?!

Jr: Benedict Arnold's betrayal to the Colonies

Saemonza: No, that's not right!

Benedict: I know betrayal hurts, Georgie, and it can often rile in a man motivation he didn't even know he had. But face facts. With Abe and the rest of your revolutionaries gone, on account of me having killed them all just now, your tired, party-boy antics are bound to fail. You'll never be the leader Abe was

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