HAPPY OFFICE WORKER | Job Simulator - VIVE (Markiplier) (In Progress)

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Jr: Ok, let's watch a Markiplier video

Some yayed from hearing that.

The video starts with Markiplier setting up his VR Set.

Alright, alright, alriiight! Aww shit, aww shit, aww fuuuck!

Kota: What happened?

*Badaaa, bupbupbupbupbubaaah* *Weird mouth noises* (Markiplier starts the routine mating dance) Biddeliddleliddleiddleliddle...

Bakuhoe: What the fuck is this dumbass doing

AH! AH fuck. I don't had th-

Mark then hears a blowing noises.

Deku: What is that noise?

What the fuck are you doin'? (This isn't a blowjob simulator?!) Uhum...I don't know if this is supposed to be slightly erotic or what's happening.

Mark then realized that he was blowing in the cartridges.

OHHHHH. OH! OH! (Hawhawhaw) It's so realistic! I can blow these!

Monoma: So

I'm blowing so good!

Endeavor: Is this the "Game?"

Jr: Not yet, this is before he "Started" his intro

Oh, where's my B to blow controls?? Where the god damn is my- Oh, they're over here. Wrong side! *Chortles* I'm so stuPID! Uh- HEY! Uh- They're wrong, but okay! I'll take that.

Finally, Mark is ready and looked at the camera, which is also having him look at Job-Bot Nezu.

Vlad King: Hang on, Principal Nezu is in this?

Jr: Of course he is, DUMMY

Hello! Oh, wait, no. You're not the audience. Actually you're kind of in the exact place as the audience so...Hello, everybody! My name is Mark- ah God dammit. Hello- I'm just gonna keep it down.

Yamikumo: Such a long and awkward start

Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to Job Simulator! I finally got...This all working...I had it loaded up so he forgot what he was supposed to say and I already got these over here, so!

*Mark blowing noises* Bblublu, blublublu bleurh. IT'S SO REALISTIIIIC! Okay, anyway. So...I...Am...Okay, so, *Fumbles* AHFUSDJ! Try- let's AH SHUT UP!

[Nezu Bot:] There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm

OH SHUT UP!

Nezu: That is not kind to-

As if I have time for this bullshit! You stay outta my way, I'll stay outta your way. We'll both have a good time!

Mark was then teleported to an office cubicle.

YAY! *Joyfully* WHERE AM I?!

All Might: Didn't you wanted to be an Office Worker

Saitama: Hey, shush

[Nezu Bot:] Hello, Human. Welcome to an accurate simulation of ~OFFICE WORKER~

Saitama: Is he talking like a robot in this on purpose or is it just the voice?

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