Me: Yo, it's my Birthday so today is the 23 and it's August, which means that I'm now 16 since I'm born on 2005
Deku: Happy Birthday
Jr: (Impersonates Inspector Zenigata) Huh, that's bizarre, August 23 is also me, my Twin Brother; Rudolf, my Dad; Ow2n, my Grandpa; Gavin, and my Great Uncle; Owen Da First's birthday, except me and Rudolf were both born in 1920, my Dad on 1868, and my Great Uncle and Grandpa somewhere in the 18th Century in Clantarian times when my Grandpa and Great Uncle were born on 1940 in Occupied Poland literally between Russian and German Territory
Huey: Yeah, we have such a Bizarre Family
Violet: And they said me having 2 dads is Bizarre
Rudolf: (Impersonates Evil Lincoln) Indeed
Dewey and Webby: Hey, Uncle Rudolf...JINX. JINX AGAIN
Me: HANG ON, YOUR TWIN AS WELL
Jr: Of course, my Twin Brother
Rudolf: (Gets Tsukasa Excited) AMANE
Jr: (Impersonates Joseph Joestar) SHIZZA
Jr. and Rudolf both shared a Brotherly-Hug.
Eri: Wait, what
Kota: I thought Dad's name is the same, but Uncle Rudolf?!
Jr: Rudolf nicknames me Amane while I nickname Rudolf, Shizza, well most of the time
Tsukasa: HEY, ONLY I CAN SAY AND HUG MY BROTHER LIKE THAT
Rudolf: (Impersonates Mr. Goldenfold) Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad! Tough!
Neon: Whatever, Old Man (Jr.) and Gramps (Rudolf)
Rudolf: (Impersonates SpyCakes) Hey shush, you literally have the same Birthday as Jotaro
Lucy: Why did we bother coming here
Penumbra: Tell me about it
Gavin: (Impersonates Jigen) Don't forget me, it's technically my freaking Birthday you moron
Smellerbee: It's not just "Your Birthday," dumbass
Gavin: ...I know that
Owen Da First: (Impersonates Lupin III) Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean? Whoa, back up! What do you mean, "Your Birthday?"
Louie: I think he doesn't care about anyone else's
Ow2n: (Impersonates Jonathan Joestar) Father, let's be Gentleman and all have a proper Birthday together as a Family
Gavin: Yeah, no thanks, the last Birthday we all have together was a suitcase bomb by Bakufreak and we all almost died like how Hitler almost died from it
Jr: I like calling him Bakuhoe, but that works
Bakuhoe: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL BE YOU SOVIET BITCH, YOU'RE TALKING TO THE NUMBER 1 PRO HERO THAT IS NOT A FUCKING VILLAIN FROM YOUR WORLD
Gavin: Oh yeah, and which "Hero" is it
Bakuhoe: Huh, which one
Gavin: So tell me, is it "The Beacon of "Helpfulness" and "Heroism", "or "The "Hero" of BLIND ARROGANCE"
Bakuhoe: DON'T CALL ME THAT
Stain: He's not wrong on that
Brian: It may not be my Birthday today, but I still celebrate it with my Cuz, even though I was born on December 21st
Ow2n: Which makes you a few months older than me
Brian: And yet, I felt younger than you
Lord Dominator: That's what I felt like you are, Brian
Brian: MUM
Princess Candance: Why did I choose to come here
Brian: (Impersonates Jeremy Clarkson) It's your fault, not mine
Princess Candance: You dragged me here
Brian: Well...yeah
Olley: We have such a Bizarre Family
Dewey: HA, YOU SAID IT AGAIN
Lena: Can you stop saying that
Louie: RIGHT
When the coast was clear, Smolder and Olley secretly sneaks out of the Theater.
Smolder: Hey Olley, wanna kiss
Olley: Ja Herrin Clanboy (Yes, Mrs. Clanboy)
They were about to kiss before Hanako popped in.
Hanako: Hey Olley-
Olley: DON'T COCK-BLOCK ME, ME AND SMOLDER HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR YEARS
Olley and Smolder then make out with eachother after forcing Hanako to leave.
Me: I don't know what's happening anymore, but Happy Birthday to me...and some of the Clanboys
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MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.
Fanfiction(11-26-2020) (Warning: This story is mostly on my OC's family more than the Dekuverse, sorry) The Gods are what watch the people from many Universes and protect them all from destruction and sometimes would bring people to react to things. The thing...
