The Lights Go Out (Nutcracker 3D: The Untold Story)

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Jr: Ok, I'm going to show you a song from a Nutcracker Adaptation

Toga: Ooo, I love Nutcracker

Jr: Yeah, it's just the Rats taking over a Kingdom and the Prince being turned into a Nutcracker and has to get help to fight back

The video starts with Human Rat Hybrids in Nazi/German Empire Uniforms in the Throne Room before a bunch of Rat Soldiers dragged in some guys to the Rat King.

Saitama: Andy Warhol?

Hisashi: What the hell is this

Toga: Why is everyone from Whoville a Nazi

Jr: (Crazyfilms1121 Average Joe) I said it's from a Nutcracker Adaptation, a TERRIBLE Nutcracker Adaptation. Lmao! Average Joe!

Rat Officer: We caught them trying to blow up the Palace, your Majesty

Rat King: Sabotage? In my Kingdom? Aren't you ashamed of trying to harm your King?

???: I see no King

Rat King: I beg your pardon

???: You can turn our Prince into wood, and turn us into your slaves, but you'll never be more than a mangy, dirty rat to us

A/N: Professor Ratigan:...(Closes Pocket Watch)

Mina: The burn!!!

Rat King: Such a pity. It's all so unnecessary. As someone who abhors violence...Here

He then placed down a nut.

Rat King: (Sighs) So hard-headed, you Humans

He then slams the saboteur's head against the nut, breaking it.

A/N: Joker:

Twice: OH GOD

Many felt the pain by just looking at it.

The Rat King then snapped his fingers. He snaps again, and one more time until a Rat Jazz Band appeared out of nowhere and started playing.

Deku: Um, what?

They had their chance
But Humans just couldn't do it

Flashes of Humans appeared. The Good and the Bad.

Ran the world so badly that they blew it
Far too bright and breezy
Far too free and easy
Freedom makes me queasy
Now's the Rats time for their fall

All Might: What's with everyone blaming the Humans

Jr: It's not my fault you Humans 90% of the time gets problems in the Omniverse. It's like it kept on happening on purpose

The Rats began to tap dance as the song plays.

Two, three four

Welcome to the Stygian Era (Era)
Darkness where the Rodents sing much clearer (Much Clearer)

Kaminari: This song is...catchy, surprisingly

Days eliminated
Sunlight's overrated
Discipline created Rat-wing Policies for all

Sato: (Sighs) Dictators

So humans, sunshine, light
We can't stand them
Rattus rules Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Glorious and gloomy
Destiny runs through me

And the lights go out
The lights go out

Camie: I hate to say this, but I kinda like this song

The lights go out!

The Rat King then slams the light into the tank, killing the shark and causing all of the other Rats to run away while transforming into Rats.

Tetsu: HOLY SHIT

President Mic: DID THEY TURNED INTO ACTUAL RATS

Deku: Why does he have that shark just to kill it!!!

Rat King: Genius! Yes, a masterpiece

Yamikumo:...WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS

Toga: My childhood is ruined

He then turns around to see everyone gone.

Rat King: huh? Come, come, come

Soon, all the Rats came out of their hiding spots and cheered for their Ruler.

Rat Officer: You the man!

Rat Soldier: Way to go, boss!

Rat King: Please, you are too kind. And I'll let you in on a little ratty secret, my greasy, terrorist little friend. Soon, only us Rats will be left, and we'll have an Empire that will last...A thousand years!

The video ends with all the Rats cheering.

Jr: How was the show by King Andy Ratler of the Rat Kingdom

Bubble Girl: Is that his name

Jr: Well, he's just called Rat King in the movie, but the one I know in Union Prime is called Andy Ratler. He and Ratigan did became good friends

Saitama: Who

Ochako: Why are they Nazis, though?

Della: Not just Nazis, but also the German Empire

Me: Havent seen people do something like this, don't ye

Jr: Humans have weird imagination sometimes, but are so into Lesbian Shipping, which is both Overrated and Overused, but supporting Gay and Straight people is a good thing

Me: All the Lesbian, Asexual, Trans, and such would be like "..." right now

Jr: There's not a lot of Gay boys these days, just mostly Lesbians that are ALMOST EVERYWHERE

Me: Why do people like Porns of that anyways

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