Splendid: Just be yourself.
Flippy: 'Be myself'? Splendid, I have one day to win Nutty over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Shifty: Couple weeks.
Flaky: Six months.
Splendont: Jury's still out.
Flippy: See, Splendid?
Flippy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Splendid, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Flippy: Hey.
Lifty: Hi.
Shifty: Hello.
Nutty: Hey!
Splendid: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Splendont: They were out of Doritos.
*The squad is over at Splendid's house*
Nutty: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Splendid: ... N-No...
Splendid, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Nutty, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Flippy: I see a-
Splendid, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Nutty: Oh, well I-
Splendid: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Splendid, amazed: It's got a bake setting!
Splendont: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Flippy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Splendid: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Splendid: I am a squirrel who owns four ovens...
Splendid, louder and way too happy: I am a squirrel... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Splendid: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Splendont, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Splendid:
Nutty: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Splendid:
Splendid, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A SQUIRREL WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
