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Lifty: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Suga: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Nutty: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Suga: Nutty, those are omelettes.
Nutty: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

Splendid: Tomorrow's garbage day.
Splendont: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Suga: This was almost a great idea.
Shifty: You just described 90% of our stuff.

Cuddles: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
Flippy: Why’d you get banned?
Cuddles: Touched the rat.
Flippy: … What rat?
Cuddles: Chunky Cheese.

The Mole: Lumpy, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
Lumpy: Aww, thanks-
The Mole: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

Lifty: It’s time to turn this into a real business.
Suga: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Flaky: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Shifty: I handle our accounting.

Nutty: We need a plan to beat them.
Flippy: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Nutty:
Flippy: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Lifty: I can't imagine what Shifty is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Splendid: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Flippy: I will politely decline.

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