Flaky: Flippy and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Splendid: *Sighing* What did Flippy do?
Flaky: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Flippy: Who wants a steering wheel?
Lifty: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Splendont: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Splendid isn't.
Cuddles: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Toothy: If?
Sniffles: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Toothy: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Nutty: The cow???
Toothy: What?
Giggles: Nutty, W H Y?
Splendid: We need a distraction.
Flippy: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Nutty, whispering: My time has come.
Mime: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
The Mole: You people already know too much about me.
Lammy: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
Splendont: He stole from me first!
Lifty: Mhm.
Splendont: Stole my heart...
Splendid: It is still illegal to commit murder.
Splendid: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Flippy: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
DB: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Suga: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Shifty: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Lifty: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Flippy, driving Nutty and Flaky: So how was your day?
Nutty: We almost got surprise adopted!
Flippy: What?
Flaky: We almost got kidnapped.
Flippy: Oh, okay.
Flippy: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Fun Fact: I went on a random rant while looking for a good picture about how every piece of fanart I find of these two are of them being ship. I don't mind it, but I literally can't these them as more than friends for some reason, even if I am a multi-shipper. But I do ship Fliqpy and Flaky. Flippy would also do anything for them and both Flippy and Fliqpy hate when they realized they killed them.