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Giggles: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Cuddles: Eyy, homie!
Toothy: But then there's cootie...
Handy: Die.

Suga: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Lifty: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Flaky: It was difficult, so you’ve just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?
Shifty: Exactly.
Shifty, to Lifty: I told you they’d understand.

Shifty: Suga, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Suga, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Nutty: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Flippy: Sure!
Flippy: What's your favorite color?
Nutty, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Cuddles: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Toothy: Cuddles, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Handy: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Lumpy: Why start now?

Flippy: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Shifty, are a fucking cactus.

Flaky: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Suga...
Flippy: As you should be.
Flaky: No, for real, they're kind of-
Flippy: As. You. Should. Be.

Splendid: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Lifty: We have three actually-
Shifty: Pick your favorite.

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