Splendid: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Flippy: Weight loss? Drink water.
Lifty: Clear skin? Drink water.
Shifty: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Flippy: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Flaky: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Nutty: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Sniffles: True, you can be really difficult at times.
Sniffles: What’s your biggest fear?
Flippy: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Flaky: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Nutty: Zombies.
Flippy: ...
Flaky: ...
Nutty: BUT they can open doors.
Nutty & Sugar in the back of Flippy’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Flaky: We have food at home.
Flippy: *pulls into the McDonald's drive through*
Nutty & Suga: YAYYYYYY!
Flippy: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
Suga: I'm bored.
Fliqpy: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Suga: Sure!
Splendid, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Nutty down!!
Splendont, Entering Splendid’s room: Flippy did it again.
Splendid: Peace disturbance?
Splendont: What no-
Splendid: Arson..?
Splendont: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Splendid: uh....Attempted murder?
Splendont: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Suga: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Shifty: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Lifty: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Flaky: So, what is Nutty to you?
Flippy: The reason I wake up every morning.
Flaky: ...That’s adorable.
Nutty earlier that morning, barging into Flippy′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Lifty: Any questions?
Shifty: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Lifty: Uh, a plan, duh...
Suga: Shifty, chill, I know it’s weird, but Lifty has a point.
Shifty:
Shifty: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
Shifty: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my van?
Splendont: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Lifty, deer!"
Shifty: ...And what did Lifty do?
Splendont: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"
