*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Flippy: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Flippy: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Shifty, to Lifty: See, he knows what he's here for. He knows what he's doing. Be more like him. Make a decision, Lifty!
Shifty I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Suga: You left me, Lifty, and Nifty in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Shifty: I did that on purpose, try again.
Lifty: Did Splendont just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Shift: Yeah, he did.
Lifty: And did I just do finger guns back?
Shifty: Yeah, you did.
Nutty: Is Flaky always like this when they lose?
Flippy: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Flaky: You bumped that table and you know it!
Cuddles: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Flaky: Illinois.
Cuddles: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Toothy: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves?
Nutty: Suga is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Splendid: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE!
Splendont: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Lifty: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Splendid: Where are you going?
Flippy: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.
Petunia: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Handy, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
