Go Big Or Go Home!

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Suga: The time to act is now.

Suga: Wink, wink.

Shifty: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Suga: Oh, sorry.

Suga: Wink.


Splendid: Life could be worse, Flippy.

Flippy: Life could be a lot better too!


Giggles: Where's Toothy?

Cuddles: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Cuddles, shouting: Splendid sucks!

Toothy, distantly: Splendid is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Cuddles: Found him.


Nutty: Are you a masochist or a sadist?

Sniffles, deadpan: I'm a Taurus.


Suga: Why is Nutty crying?

Flippy: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Nutty: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Suga: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-

Nutty: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Suga: NO, NOT THAT!


Splendid: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.

Flippy: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.


Splendid: Guess what number I'm thinking of.

Splendont: 420?

Splendid: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Flippy: 69.

Splendid: Yeah it was 69.


Shifty: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.


Cuddles: Go big or go home!

Flaky: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Cuddles: I'm going big!


Suga: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Lifty and Shifty: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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