Mistlefoe

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Who cares that it's not Christmas?! I want a mistlefoe!

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Shifty, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Lifty: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Shifty: Orange soda, please!

Lifty: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Suga: Me too, strawberry soda.

Shifty:


Sniffle: WHY. Why did you give Nutty a KNIFE?!

Flippy: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Sniffles: Now I feel unsafe!

Flippy: I'm sorry.

Flippy: ... would you like a knife?


The squad is trying to con some random guy

Lifty: Um, Shifty, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Shifty: We need money!

Lifty: You're scamming him?

Shifty: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Lifty: What?! No way!

Shifty: Why not? We already stole Suga!

Suga: Hey guys

Lifty: No, we didn't. Suga can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Suga: I wanna steal!


Flippy: I trust Nutty.

Flaky: You think he knows what he's doing?

Flippy: I wouldn't go that far.


Flippy: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Splendid: Flippy no.

Nutty: Mistlefoe.

Splendid: Please stop encouraging him.

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