Flaky: Have you seen a person named 'Flippy' around here?
Splendid: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Nutty: It looks fine to me?
Splendid: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Shifty: I just ended a four year relationship.
Cuddles: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Shifty: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Lifty and Splendont fighting from across the room*
Flippy, banging on the door: Nutty! Open up!
Nutty: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Sniffles: No, he meant-
Suga: Let him finish.
Nutty: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Shifty: Not if they consent to it.
Flippy: Depends who you're stabbing.
Splendid: YES?!?
Splendid: You know those things will kill you, right?
Flippy, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Lifty, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Nutty: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
