Splendid: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Splendid: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Flaky: Uh... what's up with him?
Cuddles: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Splendid: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Toothy, crying: It's working.
Flaky: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Suga, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Lifty, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Suga: Coming right up.
Shifty: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Flaky: That nap time was a punishment.
Splendont: Splendid
Splendid: *sighs* Flippy used to call me Splendid...
Splendont: ...Because it's your fucking name.
Flippy: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Splendid.
Shifty: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
Splendid: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Splendont: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Splendid: Th-that's not how that works-
Splendid: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Lifty: Theft.
Splendont: Disturbing the peace.
Flippy: Aggravated assault.
Suga: Arson.
Shifty: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Disco Bear, watching Pop & Flippy panic : What's going on?
Flaky: Pop is having a midlife crisis and Flippy is just having a crisis.
Flippy: I give up. I am so tired.
Splendid: Get the emergency supply!
Suga: *carries Nutty and places them in front of Flippy*
Nutty: *smiles*
Flippy: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
