Who's The Sexiest?

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Shifty: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Lifty: I'm a knife.

Splendont, from across the room: He's the little spoon.


Lifty: How's the sexiest person here~?

Splendont: I don't know, how are they~?

Lifty, flustered: I-

Shifty, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!


Nutty: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Mime, signing: How am I supposed to know?

Giggles: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Mime: * silently sighs*

Mime, signing again: You wouldn't be trapped.


Suga: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Nutty: We got spring water

Suga: NO.

Flippy: with EXTRA minerals

Nutty: it's like licking a stalagmite

Suga: DON'T COME HOME.

Flippy: Mmmmm cave water


Tuffles: I know you snuck out last night, Lammy.

Mr. Pickle: Play dumb!

Lammy: Who's Lammy?

Mr. Pickle: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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