All You Wanna Do, Baby

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Flippy: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

Shifty: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Lifty: I just wanna fucking marry Splendont!!

Truffles: What’s up with Mime? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Lammy: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Truffles: Why?
Lammy: The Mole smiled at them.

Nutty: Do dragons fart fire?
Sniffles: I don't know.
Nutty: I thought you went to college.

Kidnapper: We have your child
Sniffles: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Sniffles: Oh god, you have Nutty!

Suga: I love you.
Shifty: Me too.

Lifty: I want a trip down memory lane.
Splendont: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Lifty's lap*
Splendont: I heard you needed these?
Lifty: YES! ALL OF THEM!

Cuddles: We either die free, or die trying!
Toothy: Are those the only choices?

Giggles: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Sniffles: I’ve made a spreadsheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.
Sniffles: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here.

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