Tea

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Sniffles: You're right.

Nutty: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?


Splendid: I made tea.

Shifty: I don't want tea.

Splendid: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Shifty: Then why are you telling me?

Splendid: It is a conversation starter.

Shifty: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Splendid: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.


Flippy: I'm going to take you out

Giggles: Great, it's a date!

Flippy: I meant that as a threat.

Giggles: See you at five!


Flippy: Nutty...

Nutty: Oh no, 'Nutty' in b-flat.

Nutty: You're disappointed.


Flippy: I turned out perfectly fine!

Splendid: Flippy, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Flippy: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!


Lumpy, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Russell: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.


Russell: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?

Lifty and Shifty: We're a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.


Nutty, pointing: May I sit there?

Flippy: That's my lap

Nutty: That doesn't answer my question, Flippy.


Nutty: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Sniffles: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Nutty: I've never heard you laugh before.

Sniffles: I've never heard you say anything funny.


Suga: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.

Nutty: Suga, that's a coma.

Suga: Sounds festive.

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