Handy: I put the pun in punishment.
Shifty: I put the top in unstoppable.
Suga: I put the cute in execute.
Nutty: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Lifty: I put the ass in class.
Splendont: I put the D in Lifty.
Cuddles: Love makes people do stupid things.
Nutty: I love everything!
Sniffles: That explains a lot.
Splendont: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Sniffles: You disgust me.
Nutty: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
Flippy: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Nutty: Fucking Mime and Suga were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
Flaky: How late were you up last night?
Flippy & Sniffle, in tandem: Me?
Flaky: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Flaky, to Nutty: You.
Nutty: When I was a kid, Suga told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Flippy: They are!
Nutty: FOR REAL?
Flippy: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Cuddles: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Handy: Sounds fake but ok.
Cuddles: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Sniffles: I would say infinitesimally.
Toothy: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
Splendont: When was the last time you cried?
Lifty: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Splendont: Really? That recently?
Lifty: Yeah *voice crack* Is that an issue? *starts crying again*
