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Giggles: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Shifty: *raises hand*
Lifty: *puts their hand down*

Cuddles: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number.

Splendont: Who's in charge here?
Flippy, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Splendid: You played me!
Suga: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Sniffles: I’m not a doctor, I'm a medic.
Cuddles: What’s the difference then?
Sniffles: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Toothy: Note to self; never get shot.

Lifty: So anyways have y'all seen Shifty?
Splendid: I think they went in Suga's room 'studying'.
Flippy: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Suga's room*
Shifty & Suga, fighting:

Splendid: Hey Flippy, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Flippy, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Splendid: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Flippy!

Nutty: Sniffles, you're my best friend.
Sniffles: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Sniffles: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Splendid: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Splendont: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

Cuddles, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Toothy: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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