My Fitness Goals

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Flippy: Top 30 reasons why Flippy is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Splendid: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!


Sniffles: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Lammy: You need to stop.


Sniffles: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Nutty: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Sniffles: Absolutely not.


Flippy: What are your goals?

Nutty: To pet all the dogs.

Flippy: No, fitness goals.

Nutty: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

(More like run away from the dogs.)


Fliqpy: You kill people for money?!

The Mole: I can explain!

Fliqpy: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!


Handy: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Petunia:

Petunia: Handy, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Handy: *Sips coffee from bowl*


Splendid: Flippy! My face is on fire!

Flippy: Splendid! Are you ok?!

Splendid: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Flippy: But your face is on fire.

Splendid: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.


Pop: How many kids do you have?

DB: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?


Giggles: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Cuddles: Three words.

Giggles:


Sniffles: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Flippy: Only if you also don't ask why

Flippy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Sniffles:

Flippy:

Sniffles: This one is fine

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