Splendid: My expectations were low but holy fuck.
Splendid: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Lifty: What club?
Shifty: The hating Lifty club.
Lifty: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
Shifty: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Flippy:Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Flippy, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Flippy, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
Shifty: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Flaky: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
Lammy, seeing a pickle on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Lammy, buckling the pickle up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
Nutty: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Flippy: Aww-
Nutty: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Sniffles: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Toothy: Nat 20 Charisma.
Sniffles: That is NOT how that works-
Lifty: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Shifty: Even better!
Lifty: What the fuck did you-
Shifty: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Suga: Can we go out to get ice cream?
Lifty: Did you ask Shifty?
Suga: They said no.
Lifty: Then why did you ask me?
Suga: He’s not the boss of you.
Lifty, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
