Suga: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Flippy: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Suga: We are not doing this!
Sniffles: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Flaky: What’s updog?
Sniffles: Nutty! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Lifty: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Splendont periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Lifty: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Flippy & Flaky: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Flippy: We need an adult!
Flaky: Flippy, you are an adult!
Flippy: We need an adultier adult! Get Splendid!
Flaky: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Giggles: Just rip the bandage off.
Flaky: It’s Disco Bear.
Giggles: Put the bandage back on.
*Flippy is casually searching around the room*
Suga: Hey Flippy, what’re you looking for?
Flippy: My will to live.
*Flaky walks into the room*
Flippy: Oh, there it is.
Shifty: Lifty, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Lifty: Splendid, Shifty wants you to get out of the house.
Nutty: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Shifty: A horrible decision, really.
Cuddles: Sniffles taught me to think before I act.
Cuddles: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
Splendid: So what do you have planned for the future?
Flippy: Lunch.
Splendid: No, like long term.
Flippy: Oh...um, dinner?
