Flippy: Am I going too far?
Splendid: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Flaky, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Flippy, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Suga: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Nutty: Wednesay
Suga: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
Flippy, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Splendid: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Splendid: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Flippy, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Splendid: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Splendid: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Flippy, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
Toothy: This is such a bad idea.
Cuddles: Then why are you coming along?
Toothy: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Flaky: Hey, you want some leftovers?
DB: What's that?
Flaky: You've never had leftovers???
DB: No, because I'm not a quitter.
Nutty: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Sniffles, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Nutty:
Nutty: fsh
Flippy: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Nutty: Thank you
Flippy: I didn't say that was a good thing
Nutty: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Fliqpy: Someone will die.
Flippy: Of fun!
Flippy: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Flippy: I became more evil if you're curious.
Flaky: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Flippy: I'm going to get worse on purpose.
