Splendont: I failed my safety training course today.
Flippy: Why, what happened?
Splendont: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Flippy: And?
Splendont: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Suga: Ow!
Shifty: What’s wrong?
Suga: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Shifty: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Splendid: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?
Flaky: What’s the announcement, Sniffles?
Sniffles: It’s a lecture. Nutty’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Suga: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.
Disco Bear: I like your new pants!
Suga: Thanks, they were 50% off!
DB: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Suga: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
DB: That's… not what I meant.
Suga: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Disco.
Splendid: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Suga: It was Nutty.
Flippy: It was Nutty.
Splendont: Nutty broke it.
Nutty:
Nutty: ...yOU PROMISED-
Flippy: So how’s the food Splendid made?
Flaky: It's great! Compliments to him.
Flippy: *goes to the kitchen*
Flippy: You're adorable.
Splendid: *blushes*
Nutty: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Nutty: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
Shifty: *angrily presses Nutty against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Nutty: ...
Nutty: Are we about to kiss-
Lifty: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Splendont: Yup.
Splendont: Don't think you're special.
(But he was, infact, very special.)
