Do Not

14 1 1
                                    

Flippy: Okay, two person huddle.
Flaky: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Suga: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Sniffles: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

Flippy: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Shifty: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Splendid: Are you drunk?
Nutty: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Flippy: And the spirit of whisky.

Sniffles: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Lifty: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
Lifty: No, that’s Shifty I’m your nicest friend.
Lifty: No, Suga… I’m your friend!

Splendid: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.
Splendid: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.
Flippy: That’s not even clever.

Sniffles: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Nutty: Doritos cool ranch.
Sniffles:
Sniffles: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Nutty: I love that song.

Flaky: Fight me!
Flippy, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

HTF Incorrect QuotesWhere stories live. Discover now