TURKEY

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Flippy: *sneaking in through their window*
Splendid: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Flippy: I was with Splendont?
Splendont: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Suga: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Splendont: I gotta give you credit, Shifty. You make it look easy.
Shifty: Years of practice.

Splendid: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Splendont: You looked in a mirror?
Splendid: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

Nutty: *tapping fingers on table*
Flippy: *taps fingers back furiously*
Lifty: …What’s going on?
Splendont: Morse code. They’re talking.
Nutty: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Flippy: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Flaky: Shh, here comes Flippy!
Nutty: Quick, Sniffles, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Sniffles: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
Nutty: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

Cuddles: Which country has the most birds?
Cuddles: Portu-geese!
Giggles: That's a language.
Cuddles: Portu-gull?
Petunia: Good recovery.
Handy: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Toothy: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

Suga: Pick a card, any card.
Shifty: Fine.
Suga: Wait, that's my credit card!
Shifty: You said any card.

Flippy: I need to dye my hair.
Splendid: ...
Flippy: Or get another tattoo.
Splendid: ...
Flippy: Or a new piercing.
Splendid: Why?
Flippy: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Cuddles: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Giggles: Which doctor?
Cuddles: No, I want the regular doctor.

Sniffles: Flaky, gather the others. We need to have another Nutty-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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